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Car Quotes



"Anyone can write a story based on the kind of horror where you see a guy in car and then there's the bad guy in the back seat. It's infantile to rely on that for telling a story. That's like going to bed and thinking there's a monster under your bed. It's silly."


"If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?"


"The problem is that the Iraqi people are facing atrocities from both sides - Zarqawi and also the American troops at times. The Zarqawi groups uses car bombs, the Americans use other bombs. You also know what they do in the prisons."


"He leaned about the same way in falling towards Jacqueline, forward, down towards the bottom of the car."
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"To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior.""


"ER was one of my favourites. I played a car accident victim who has leukemia. I got to wear a neck brace and nose tubes for the two days I worked."


"I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is."


"If any demonstrator ever lays down in front of my car, it'll be the last car he'll ever lay down in front of."
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"I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car."


"The image is where you have dinner at night, who you're seeing. It's what car you drive and how you dress. People in the industry sell that, and it creates a dream. There's nothing else."


"The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it."


"So then I started doing a lot of episodic TV, just car chases or helicopter chases or whatever."
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"Many highly intelligent people are poor thinkers. Many people of average intelligence are skilled thinkers. The power of a car is separate from the way the car is driven."



"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."



"Never have more children than you have car windows."


"Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive."


"In the heat of the Russian summer a sleeping car is the most horrible instrument of martyrdom imaginable."


"And that just shows you how important the car is in Formula One Racing."


"Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running."


"The racing driver's mind has to have the ability to have amazing anticipation, coordination, and reflex. Because of the speed the car goes."



"I'd like to have the flying car, I think that'd be really cool."


"Some people think my father was a spy, because of working for that government agency in Vietnam, but he can't find his car keys, much less keep a national secret."



"I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window."



"It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows."


"A man sits in his car at the traffic lights, waiting for them to go green."


"Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys."



"I remember when metal was something you really had to search out, and now I hear it on car commercials."
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