"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."

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"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."

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Art

"You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That's what I do. The branches are like life, and I throw them into my head and some of it comes out as humor."

Creativity

"I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room."

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"I don't feel that I'm explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I'm not trying to be a mirror, showing them what's really going on the world. All I'm trying to do is think of stuff that's funny, just like when I'm kidding around with my friends."

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"It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature."

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"The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?"

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"If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you."

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"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

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