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"I don't know how to drive a car."
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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
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"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."
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"Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car."
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"My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash."
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"Because I'm a young black man driving a really nice, expensive car, I sometimes get harassed when I'm rolling through a ghetto neighbourhood."
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"A muscle is like a car. If you want it to run well early in the morning, you have to warm it up."
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"I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems."
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"I like to sing in the car with the windows rolled down and hair blowing all over my face."
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"My next adventure will be being in a car with Mischa at the wheel."
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"We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves."
Health
"When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife."
Car
"I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing."
Wife
"Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed."
Complaint
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