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"If any demonstrator ever lays down in front of my car, it'll be the last car he'll ever lay down in front of."
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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
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"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car."
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"I hate fishing, and I can't imagine why anyone would want to hike when you can get in the car and drive."
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"I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed."
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"One morning, about four o'clock, I was driving my car just about as fast as I could. I thought, Why am I out this time of night? I was miserable, and it came to me: I'm falling in love with somebody I have no right to fall in love with."
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"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."
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"I will never have a drink and get behind the wheel of a car. It's not illegal to drink and drive, but there becomes a certain point where it does become a crime."
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"If you are a writer you locate yourself behind a wall of silence and no matter what you are doing, driving a car or walking or doing housework you can still be writing, because you have that space."
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"Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth."
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"Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down."
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"Segregation now, segregation tomorrow and segregation forever!"
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"I draw the line in the dust and toss the gauntlet before the feet of tyranny, and I say segregation now, segregation tomorrow, segregation forever."
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"They're building a bridge over the Potomac for all the white liberals fleeing to Virginia."
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"After much prayerful consideration, I feel that I must say I have climbed my last political mountain."
Politics
"Look at all the buses now that want exact change, exact change. I figure if I give them exact change, they should take me exactly where I want to go."
Change
"I've seen many politicians paralyzed in the legs as myself, but I've seen more of them who were paralyzed in the head."
Politics
"If any demonstrator ever lays down in front of my car, it'll be the last car he'll ever lay down in front of."
Car
"Sure, I look like a white man. But my heart is as black as anyone's here."
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