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"I wish I had more hair on my head. Maybe if I sprinkled fertilizer on it, it would grow."
Kylie Bax
"I wish I had more hair on my head. Maybe if I sprinkled fertilizer on it, it would grow."
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"I have so much residue crap in my hair from years and years of not washing it and not having any sense of personal hygiene whatsoever. Even today, I go into these things where I'm supposed to be this sexy guy or whatever, and I'm literally asking, 'If I get plumes of dandruff on me, can you just brush it off?'"
Robert Pattinson
"I have so much residue crap in my hair from years and years of not washing it and not having any sense of personal hygiene whatsoever. Even today, I go into these things where I'm supposed to be this sexy guy or whatever, and I'm literally asking, 'If I get plumes of dandruff on me, can you just brush it off?'"
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"I'm a big woman. I need big hair."
Aretha Franklin
"I'm a big woman. I need big hair."
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"She looks like she combs her hair with an egg beater."
Hedda Hopper
"She looks like she combs her hair with an egg beater."
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"A hair divides what is false and true."
Omar Khayyam
"A hair divides what is false and true."
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"I used to comb my hair back and do stupid stuff."
Shane West
"I used to comb my hair back and do stupid stuff."
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"Youth is not restored by the dyeing of your hair."
Abu Bakr
"Youth is not restored by the dyeing of your hair."
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"I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair."
Andre Agassi
"I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair."
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"Prejudice is like a hair across your cheek. You can't see it, you can't find it with your fingers, but you keep brushing at it because the feel of it is irritating."
Marian Anderson
"Prejudice is like a hair across your cheek. You can't see it, you can't find it with your fingers, but you keep brushing at it because the feel of it is irritating."
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"I'm such a blonde. It just doesn't make sense for me to have dark hair."
Jessica Simpson
"I'm such a blonde. It just doesn't make sense for me to have dark hair."
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"Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair."
Sam Ewing
"Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair."
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"I was a tough kid with the jeans, the concert shirt with the flannel over it, the comb in the back pocket and the feathered hair."
Cameron Diaz
"I was a tough kid with the jeans, the concert shirt with the flannel over it, the comb in the back pocket and the feathered hair."
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"Gorgeous hair is the best revenge."
Ivana Trump
"Gorgeous hair is the best revenge."
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"The 70's hair with the long on the sides, just doesn't look good coming down the sides of the helmet."
Steve Yzerman
"The 70's hair with the long on the sides, just doesn't look good coming down the sides of the helmet."
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"I have no detectable hair style."
David Spade
"I have no detectable hair style."
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"Martin Jarvis was to have played the part originally but I think I had longer hair or something, I know not."
John Leeson
"Martin Jarvis was to have played the part originally but I think I had longer hair or something, I know not."
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"When I was 12, every little girl in Russia was trying to wear her hair like mine and playing tennis."
Anna Kournikova
"When I was 12, every little girl in Russia was trying to wear her hair like mine and playing tennis."
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"I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair."
Hillary Clinton
"I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair."
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"So I begged, half way into season two, for them to let me cut my hair."
Charisma Carpenter
"So I begged, half way into season two, for them to let me cut my hair."
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"I get a wild hair up my nose and I want to go."
Broderick Crawford
"I get a wild hair up my nose and I want to go."
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"Sisters are always drying their hair. Locked into rooms, alone, they pose at the mirror, shoulders bare, trying this way and that their hair, or fly importunate down the stair to answer the telephone."
Phyllis McGinley
"Sisters are always drying their hair. Locked into rooms, alone, they pose at the mirror, shoulders bare, trying this way and that their hair, or fly importunate down the stair to answer the telephone."
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"I have the biggest hair in the world - and that's official!"
Cat Deeley
"I have the biggest hair in the world - and that's official!"
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"I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill."
Joe Pesci
"I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill."
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"That's why I had to leave Hair on Broadway, because I did it for about a year, and one night I was doing the show, and I realized, well, this is not real. I told the director. He says, man, it was a killer show tonight."
Barry McGuire
"That's why I had to leave Hair on Broadway, because I did it for about a year, and one night I was doing the show, and I realized, well, this is not real. I told the director. He says, man, it was a killer show tonight."
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"Well I could have been just a writer. I had been a hair dresser. I could have stuck with that."
Fran Drescher
"Well I could have been just a writer. I had been a hair dresser. I could have stuck with that."
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"Yet I've discovered that how I look is not a function of anything as ephemeral as my hair."
Judith Light
"Yet I've discovered that how I look is not a function of anything as ephemeral as my hair."
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"I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights."
Jay London
"I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights."
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"I had short hair for a while, but I ended up loving it."
Tatyana Ali
"I had short hair for a while, but I ended up loving it."
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"The hair is real - it's the head that's a fake."
Steve Allen
"The hair is real - it's the head that's a fake."
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"I know I'm fat and I know my hair is straight, but I can sing."
Kate Smith
"I know I'm fat and I know my hair is straight, but I can sing."
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"I lost my hair mixing a substance called white gunpowder on the kitchen table."
Mark Oliphant
"I lost my hair mixing a substance called white gunpowder on the kitchen table."
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"Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough."
Larry David
"Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough."
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"Number one is that it just scares people! Your hair is standing up on your arms, or at least that there's a few moments when you're jumping. That's what makes it a good horror movie."
Gina Philips
"Number one is that it just scares people! Your hair is standing up on your arms, or at least that there's a few moments when you're jumping. That's what makes it a good horror movie."
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"I always had the facial hair so I looked older than I was."
Jimmy Smith
"I always had the facial hair so I looked older than I was."
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"On my own I generally have very messy hair, wear jeans and sneakers."
Jewel Kilcher
"On my own I generally have very messy hair, wear jeans and sneakers."
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"I am just old-fashioned enough to prefer long hair."
Erich von Stroheim
"I am just old-fashioned enough to prefer long hair."
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"I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out."
Jay London
"I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out."
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"I'd have to say that, in general, models take themselves too seriously. Basically, they are genetic freaks who spend a couple of hours in hair and makeup."
Rebecca Romijn
"I'd have to say that, in general, models take themselves too seriously. Basically, they are genetic freaks who spend a couple of hours in hair and makeup."
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"No nose hair. Ever. You'd be surprised at all the little twigs sticking out. I just can't get it. How can you see that and not just want to hack it off?"
Kyan Douglas
"No nose hair. Ever. You'd be surprised at all the little twigs sticking out. I just can't get it. How can you see that and not just want to hack it off?"
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"I've been burn when it comes to my hair that it ain't no joke."
Jenifer Lewis
"I've been burn when it comes to my hair that it ain't no joke."
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"I made my Broadway debut in the revival of Hair and followed it up with the bus and truck tour of Grease."
Peter Gallagher
"I made my Broadway debut in the revival of Hair and followed it up with the bus and truck tour of Grease."
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"To be a feminist, you could cut your hair really short. You have to be really angry about something."
Tucker Carlson
"To be a feminist, you could cut your hair really short. You have to be really angry about something."
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"We're teaching our kids that attributes as vague and relatively meaningless as a toothy smile or a fine head of hair make a fine statement about a person."
Neil Cavuto
"We're teaching our kids that attributes as vague and relatively meaningless as a toothy smile or a fine head of hair make a fine statement about a person."
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"I wasn't making it with the violin because I was playing all of the 'long hair' stuff."
Louis Prima
"I wasn't making it with the violin because I was playing all of the 'long hair' stuff."
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"I had long hair when I was a teenager."
Beck
"I had long hair when I was a teenager."
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"The '80s were the worst period. You had these horrible pop bands growing their hair and calling themselves metal."
Geezer Butler
"The '80s were the worst period. You had these horrible pop bands growing their hair and calling themselves metal."
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"Bleaching my hair for Two Moon Junction... my hair was fried and I looked like an idiot."
Sherilyn Fenn
"Bleaching my hair for Two Moon Junction... my hair was fried and I looked like an idiot."
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"I turned my hair dark and have received much better parts ever since."
Joan Bennett
"I turned my hair dark and have received much better parts ever since."
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"Every president, if you watch what they look like when they come into office, you can see their hair turn white because it's such a hard job."
Hillary Clinton
"Every president, if you watch what they look like when they come into office, you can see their hair turn white because it's such a hard job."
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"It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside."
"It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside."
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