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Hair Quotes

"I wish I had more hair on my head. Maybe if I sprinkled fertilizer on it, it would grow."

"I wish I had more hair on my head. Maybe if I sprinkled fertilizer on it, it would grow."

Kylie Bax, New Zealander Model

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"I have so much residue crap in my hair from years and years of not washing it and not having any sense of personal hygiene whatsoever. Even today, I go into these things where I'm supposed to be this sexy guy or whatever, and I'm literally asking, 'If I get plumes of dandruff on me, can you just brush it off?'"

"I have so much residue crap in my hair from years and years of not washing it and not having any sense of personal hygiene whatsoever. Even today, I go into these things where I'm supposed to be this sexy guy or whatever, and I'm literally asking, 'If I get plumes of dandruff on me, can you just brush it off?'"

Robert Pattinson, English Actor

Hair, Hygiene, Sense, Today

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"A hair divides what is false and true."

"A hair divides what is false and true."

Omar Khayyam, Persian Poet

25

"Youth is not restored by the dyeing of your hair."

"Youth is not restored by the dyeing of your hair."

Abu Bakr, Saudi Arabian Statesman

Hair, Youth, Saudiarabian

24

"When I was 12, every little girl in Russia was trying to wear her hair like mine and playing tennis."

"When I was 12, every little girl in Russia was trying to wear her hair like mine and playing tennis."

Anna Kournikova, Russian Athlete

Hair, Russia, Tennis, Trying

23

"I used to comb my hair back and do stupid stuff."

"I used to comb my hair back and do stupid stuff."

Shane West, American Actor

21

"I get a wild hair up my nose and I want to go."

"I get a wild hair up my nose and I want to go."

Broderick Crawford, American Actor

21

"So I begged, half way into season two, for them to let me cut my hair."

"So I begged, half way into season two, for them to let me cut my hair."

Charisma Carpenter, American Actress

20

"I lost my hair mixing a substance called white gunpowder on the kitchen table."

"I lost my hair mixing a substance called white gunpowder on the kitchen table."

Mark Oliphant, Australian Scientist

19

"I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair."

"I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair."

Hillary Clinton, American Politician

16

"To be a feminist, you could cut your hair really short. You have to be really angry about something."

"To be a feminist, you could cut your hair really short. You have to be really angry about something."

Tucker Carlson, American Journalist

16

"Bleaching my hair for Two Moon Junction... my hair was fried and I looked like an idiot."

"Bleaching my hair for Two Moon Junction... my hair was fried and I looked like an idiot."

Sherilyn Fenn, American Actress

15

"I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair."

"I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair."

Andre Agassi, American Athlete

15

"I wasn't making it with the violin because I was playing all of the 'long hair' stuff."

"I wasn't making it with the violin because I was playing all of the 'long hair' stuff."

Louis Prima, American Entertainer

15

"Martin Jarvis was to have played the part originally but I think I had longer hair or something, I know not."

"Martin Jarvis was to have played the part originally but I think I had longer hair or something, I know not."

John Leeson, British Actor

15

"On my own I generally have very messy hair, wear jeans and sneakers."

"On my own I generally have very messy hair, wear jeans and sneakers."

Jewel Kilcher, American Musician

15

"I can't bear looking in the mirror - I guess that's why my hair looks like this."

"I can't bear looking in the mirror - I guess that's why my hair looks like this."

Lance Bass, American Musician

15

"It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside."

"It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside."

Garry Shandling, American Comedian

15

"Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair."

"Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair."

Sam Ewing, American Athlete

Hair, Inflation

14

"The hair is real - it's the head that's a fake."

"The hair is real - it's the head that's a fake."

Steve Allen, American Entertainer

14

"I turned my hair dark and have received much better parts ever since."

"I turned my hair dark and have received much better parts ever since."

Joan Bennett, American Actress

14

"I always had the facial hair so I looked older than I was."

"I always had the facial hair so I looked older than I was."

Jimmy Smith, American Musician

14

"I'm such a blonde. It just doesn't make sense for me to have dark hair."

"I'm such a blonde. It just doesn't make sense for me to have dark hair."

Jessica Simpson, American Musician

14

"I've been burn when it comes to my hair that it ain't no joke."

"I've been burn when it comes to my hair that it ain't no joke."

Jenifer Lewis, American Actress

13

"Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough."

"Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough."

Larry David, American Actor

13

"The 70's hair with the long on the sides, just doesn't look good coming down the sides of the helmet."

"The 70's hair with the long on the sides, just doesn't look good coming down the sides of the helmet."

Steve Yzerman, Canadian Athlete

13

"Sisters are always drying their hair. Locked into rooms, alone, they pose at the mirror, shoulders bare, trying this way and that their hair, or fly importunate down the stair to answer the telephone."

"Sisters are always drying their hair. Locked into rooms, alone, they pose at the mirror, shoulders bare, trying this way and that their hair, or fly importunate down the stair to answer the telephone."

Phyllis McGinley, American Author

Hair, Sisters, Trying

13

"I have no detectable hair style."

"I have no detectable hair style."

David Spade, American Actor

13

"Prejudice is like a hair across your cheek. You can't see it, you can't find it with your fingers, but you keep brushing at it because the feel of it is irritating."

"Prejudice is like a hair across your cheek. You can't see it, you can't find it with your fingers, but you keep brushing at it because the feel of it is irritating."

Marian Anderson, American Musician

Hair, Prejudice

12

"When I had dark hair I definitely felt that I was more anonymous."

"When I had dark hair I definitely felt that I was more anonymous."

Naomi Watts, English Actress

12

"I know I'm fat and I know my hair is straight, but I can sing."

"I know I'm fat and I know my hair is straight, but I can sing."

Kate Smith, American Musician

12

"Number one is that it just scares people! Your hair is standing up on your arms, or at least that there's a few moments when you're jumping. That's what makes it a good horror movie."

"Number one is that it just scares people! Your hair is standing up on your arms, or at least that there's a few moments when you're jumping. That's what makes it a good horror movie."

Gina Philips, American Actress

Hair, Horror, Moments

12

"I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill."

"I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill."

Joe Pesci, American Actor

12

"I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out."

"I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out."

Jay London, American Comedian

12

"I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights."

"I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights."

Jay London, American Comedian

12

"The biggest misconception about me is the bad-boy image that everyone stuck me into due to my tattoos, drug days and the constant changes I make with my hair color."

"The biggest misconception about me is the bad-boy image that everyone stuck me into due to my tattoos, drug days and the constant changes I make with my hair color."

A. J. McLean, American Musician

11

"I enjoy hats. And when one has filthy hair, that is a good accessory."

"I enjoy hats. And when one has filthy hair, that is a good accessory."

Julia Roberts, American Actress

11

"That's why I had to leave Hair on Broadway, because I did it for about a year, and one night I was doing the show, and I realized, well, this is not real. I told the director. He says, man, it was a killer show tonight."

"That's why I had to leave Hair on Broadway, because I did it for about a year, and one night I was doing the show, and I realized, well, this is not real. I told the director. He says, man, it was a killer show tonight."

Barry McGuire, American Musician

Hair, Man, Night

11

"It doesn't matter how long my hair is or what colour my skin is or whether I'm a woman or a man."

"It doesn't matter how long my hair is or what colour my skin is or whether I'm a woman or a man."

John Lennon, English Musician

Hair, Man, Skin, Woman

11

"Yet I've discovered that how I look is not a function of anything as ephemeral as my hair."

"Yet I've discovered that how I look is not a function of anything as ephemeral as my hair."

Judith Light, American Actress

11

"It was a huge shock. I've never had hair that short in my life! I think the rest of the cast and crew were mourning my haircut more than I was! But after a while, I felt liberated, I learned to embrace it."

"It was a huge shock. I've never had hair that short in my life! I think the rest of the cast and crew were mourning my haircut more than I was! But after a while, I felt liberated, I learned to embrace it."

Camilla Belle, American Actress

Hair, Mourning, Rest

11

"Gorgeous hair is the best revenge."

"Gorgeous hair is the best revenge."

Ivana Trump, Czechoslovakian Celebrity

11

"Even drawing gray hair at all is difficult to render in black and white."

"Even drawing gray hair at all is difficult to render in black and white."

Alison Bechdel, American Cartoonist

11

"We're teaching our kids that attributes as vague and relatively meaningless as a toothy smile or a fine head of hair make a fine statement about a person."

"We're teaching our kids that attributes as vague and relatively meaningless as a toothy smile or a fine head of hair make a fine statement about a person."

Neil Cavuto, American Journalist

Hair, Kids, Smile, Teaching

10

"I am just old-fashioned enough to prefer long hair."

"I am just old-fashioned enough to prefer long hair."

Erich von Stroheim, Austrian Actor

10

"In mainstream romantic comedies, I'm usually tearing my hair out. It's just a devastatingly difficult genre for me."

"In mainstream romantic comedies, I'm usually tearing my hair out. It's just a devastatingly difficult genre for me."

Carter Burwell, American Composer

10

"When I cut my hair, the whole sound changed, my style changed."

"When I cut my hair, the whole sound changed, my style changed."

Rihanna, American Musician

Hair, Sound, Style

10

"To be with the others, you have to have your hair short and wear ties. So we're trying to make a third world happen, you know what I mean?"

"To be with the others, you have to have your hair short and wear ties. So we're trying to make a third world happen, you know what I mean?"

Jimi Hendrix, American Musician

Hair, Trying, World

10

"I am not the archetypal leading man. This is mainly for one reason: as you may have noticed, I have no hair."

"I am not the archetypal leading man. This is mainly for one reason: as you may have noticed, I have no hair."

Patrick Stewart, English Actor

Hair, Leading, Man, May

9

"So, I'm going to go over on Angel. Joss is just going to find a way to keep me bleaching my hair, which is fine."

"So, I'm going to go over on Angel. Joss is just going to find a way to keep me bleaching my hair, which is fine."

James Marsters, American Actor

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