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Hair Quotes

"I wish I had more hair on my head. Maybe if I sprinkled fertilizer on it, it would grow."

"I wish I had more hair on my head. Maybe if I sprinkled fertilizer on it, it would grow."

Kylie Bax, New Zealander Model

72

"I have so much residue crap in my hair from years and years of not washing it and not having any sense of personal hygiene whatsoever. Even today, I go into these things where I'm supposed to be this sexy guy or whatever, and I'm literally asking, 'If I get plumes of dandruff on me, can you just brush it off?'"

"I have so much residue crap in my hair from years and years of not washing it and not having any sense of personal hygiene whatsoever. Even today, I go into these things where I'm supposed to be this sexy guy or whatever, and I'm literally asking, 'If I get plumes of dandruff on me, can you just brush it off?'"

Robert Pattinson, English Actor

Hair, Hygiene, Sense, Today

63

"I used to comb my hair back and do stupid stuff."

"I used to comb my hair back and do stupid stuff."

Shane West, American Actor

44

"Youth is not restored by the dyeing of your hair."

"Youth is not restored by the dyeing of your hair."

Abu Bakr, Saudi Arabian Statesman

Hair, Youth, Saudiarabian

39

"A hair divides what is false and true."

"A hair divides what is false and true."

Omar Khayyam, Persian Poet

38

"I get a wild hair up my nose and I want to go."

"I get a wild hair up my nose and I want to go."

Broderick Crawford, American Actor

36

"Prejudice is like a hair across your cheek. You can't see it, you can't find it with your fingers, but you keep brushing at it because the feel of it is irritating."

"Prejudice is like a hair across your cheek. You can't see it, you can't find it with your fingers, but you keep brushing at it because the feel of it is irritating."

Marian Anderson, American Musician

Hair, Prejudice

35

"I was a tough kid with the jeans, the concert shirt with the flannel over it, the comb in the back pocket and the feathered hair."

"I was a tough kid with the jeans, the concert shirt with the flannel over it, the comb in the back pocket and the feathered hair."

Cameron Diaz, American Actress

35

"Gorgeous hair is the best revenge."

"Gorgeous hair is the best revenge."

Ivana Trump, Czechoslovakian Celebrity

35

"So I begged, half way into season two, for them to let me cut my hair."

"So I begged, half way into season two, for them to let me cut my hair."

Charisma Carpenter, American Actress

35

"I'm such a blonde. It just doesn't make sense for me to have dark hair."

"I'm such a blonde. It just doesn't make sense for me to have dark hair."

Jessica Simpson, American Musician

35

"I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair."

"I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair."

Andre Agassi, American Athlete

33

"Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough."

"Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough."

Larry David, American Actor

31

"The 70's hair with the long on the sides, just doesn't look good coming down the sides of the helmet."

"The 70's hair with the long on the sides, just doesn't look good coming down the sides of the helmet."

Steve Yzerman, Canadian Athlete

31

"When I was 12, every little girl in Russia was trying to wear her hair like mine and playing tennis."

"When I was 12, every little girl in Russia was trying to wear her hair like mine and playing tennis."

Anna Kournikova, Russian Athlete

Hair, Russia, Tennis, Trying

31

"Martin Jarvis was to have played the part originally but I think I had longer hair or something, I know not."

"Martin Jarvis was to have played the part originally but I think I had longer hair or something, I know not."

John Leeson, British Actor

31

"I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill."

"I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill."

Joe Pesci, American Actor

31

"I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights."

"I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights."

Jay London, American Comedian

31

"I lost my hair mixing a substance called white gunpowder on the kitchen table."

"I lost my hair mixing a substance called white gunpowder on the kitchen table."

Mark Oliphant, Australian Scientist

31

"The hair is real - it's the head that's a fake."

"The hair is real - it's the head that's a fake."

Steve Allen, American Entertainer

30

"I wasn't making it with the violin because I was playing all of the 'long hair' stuff."

"I wasn't making it with the violin because I was playing all of the 'long hair' stuff."

Louis Prima, American Entertainer

30

"I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair."

"I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair."

Hillary Clinton, American Politician

30

"Yet I've discovered that how I look is not a function of anything as ephemeral as my hair."

"Yet I've discovered that how I look is not a function of anything as ephemeral as my hair."

Judith Light, American Actress

30

"To be a feminist, you could cut your hair really short. You have to be really angry about something."

"To be a feminist, you could cut your hair really short. You have to be really angry about something."

Tucker Carlson, American Journalist

30

"I always had the facial hair so I looked older than I was."

"I always had the facial hair so I looked older than I was."

Jimmy Smith, American Musician

30

"I am just old-fashioned enough to prefer long hair."

"I am just old-fashioned enough to prefer long hair."

Erich von Stroheim, Austrian Actor

29

"I have no detectable hair style."

"I have no detectable hair style."

David Spade, American Actor

29

"We're teaching our kids that attributes as vague and relatively meaningless as a toothy smile or a fine head of hair make a fine statement about a person."

"We're teaching our kids that attributes as vague and relatively meaningless as a toothy smile or a fine head of hair make a fine statement about a person."

Neil Cavuto, American Journalist

Hair, Kids, Smile, Teaching

28

"Well I could have been just a writer. I had been a hair dresser. I could have stuck with that."

"Well I could have been just a writer. I had been a hair dresser. I could have stuck with that."

Fran Drescher, American Actress

28

"I have the biggest hair in the world - and that's official!"

"I have the biggest hair in the world - and that's official!"

Cat Deeley, English Celebrity

28

"I had short hair for a while, but I ended up loving it."

"I had short hair for a while, but I ended up loving it."

Tatyana Ali, American Actress

27

"Sisters are always drying their hair. Locked into rooms, alone, they pose at the mirror, shoulders bare, trying this way and that their hair, or fly importunate down the stair to answer the telephone."

"Sisters are always drying their hair. Locked into rooms, alone, they pose at the mirror, shoulders bare, trying this way and that their hair, or fly importunate down the stair to answer the telephone."

Phyllis McGinley, American Author

Hair, Sisters, Trying

27

"No nose hair. Ever. You'd be surprised at all the little twigs sticking out. I just can't get it. How can you see that and not just want to hack it off?"

"No nose hair. Ever. You'd be surprised at all the little twigs sticking out. I just can't get it. How can you see that and not just want to hack it off?"

Kyan Douglas, American Celebrity

27

"Number one is that it just scares people! Your hair is standing up on your arms, or at least that there's a few moments when you're jumping. That's what makes it a good horror movie."

"Number one is that it just scares people! Your hair is standing up on your arms, or at least that there's a few moments when you're jumping. That's what makes it a good horror movie."

Gina Philips, American Actress

Hair, Horror, Moments

27

"Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair."

"Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair."

Sam Ewing, American Athlete

Hair, Inflation

26

"I'm a big woman. I need big hair."

"I'm a big woman. I need big hair."

Aretha Franklin, American Musician

26

"I enjoy hats. And when one has filthy hair, that is a good accessory."

"I enjoy hats. And when one has filthy hair, that is a good accessory."

Julia Roberts, American Actress

26

"I turned my hair dark and have received much better parts ever since."

"I turned my hair dark and have received much better parts ever since."

Joan Bennett, American Actress

26

"I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out."

"I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out."

Jay London, American Comedian

26

"I can't bear looking in the mirror - I guess that's why my hair looks like this."

"I can't bear looking in the mirror - I guess that's why my hair looks like this."

Lance Bass, American Musician

26

"Bleaching my hair for Two Moon Junction... my hair was fried and I looked like an idiot."

"Bleaching my hair for Two Moon Junction... my hair was fried and I looked like an idiot."

Sherilyn Fenn, American Actress

25

"I'd have to say that, in general, models take themselves too seriously. Basically, they are genetic freaks who spend a couple of hours in hair and makeup."

"I'd have to say that, in general, models take themselves too seriously. Basically, they are genetic freaks who spend a couple of hours in hair and makeup."

Rebecca Romijn, American Actress

25

"It doesn't matter how long my hair is or what colour my skin is or whether I'm a woman or a man."

"It doesn't matter how long my hair is or what colour my skin is or whether I'm a woman or a man."

John Lennon, English Musician

Hair, Man, Skin, Woman

25

"It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside."

"It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside."

Garry Shandling, American Comedian

25

"I am not the archetypal leading man. This is mainly for one reason: as you may have noticed, I have no hair."

"I am not the archetypal leading man. This is mainly for one reason: as you may have noticed, I have no hair."

Patrick Stewart, English Actor

Hair, Leading, Man, May

24

"Every president, if you watch what they look like when they come into office, you can see their hair turn white because it's such a hard job."

"Every president, if you watch what they look like when they come into office, you can see their hair turn white because it's such a hard job."

Hillary Clinton, American Politician

Hair, Job, Office, President

24

"I know I'm fat and I know my hair is straight, but I can sing."

"I know I'm fat and I know my hair is straight, but I can sing."

Kate Smith, American Musician

24

"I had long hair when I was a teenager."

"I had long hair when I was a teenager."

Beck, American Musician

24

"I've been burn when it comes to my hair that it ain't no joke."

"I've been burn when it comes to my hair that it ain't no joke."

Jenifer Lewis, American Actress

23

"So, I'm going to go over on Angel. Joss is just going to find a way to keep me bleaching my hair, which is fine."

"So, I'm going to go over on Angel. Joss is just going to find a way to keep me bleaching my hair, which is fine."

James Marsters, American Actor

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