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Saying Quotes


"Everybody is sitting around saying, 'Well, jeez, we need somebody to solve this problem of bias.' That somebody is us. We all have to try to figure out a better way to get along."


"I can say, and I am responsible for what I am saying, that they have started to commit suicide under the walls of Baghdad. We will encourage them to commit more suicides quickly."


"Whatever title you want to lay on me is fine. I am still working; you know what I'm saying?"


"When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away."


"Most remarks that are worth making are commonplace remarks. The things that makes them worth saying is that we really mean them."


"I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking."


"The beautiful thing about when you go through a slide is that you learn from it. Not just saying that you learn from it, but applying the things that you have learned."


"Most films are rooted in a book or a comic strip, but I don't go out there saying I want to do adaptations."


"No, sir, I'm not saying that charming, witty and warm copy won't sell. I'm just saying I've seen thousands of charming, witty campaigns that didn't sell."


"Many attempts to communicate are nullified by saying too much."


"As the saying goes, I want to be the best-looking corpse there is."


"Don't ask me who my favourite monster was because I'm sick of saying Tom Baker."


"Saying, 'I'm sorry' is the same as saying, ' I apologize.' Except at a funeral."


"Rather than saying that the commissioner is hired by the owners and therefore is subservient to them, you have to look at whether or not the players are getting a fair shake."


"There's a saying among prospectors: 'Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find.'"


"I don't believe what the papers are saying They're just out to capture my dime, Exaggerating this, exaggerating that."


"Well, sometimes when you say you want to be like everybody else, you're really saying that you're not."


"Often times I'm confronted with a quote that I don't remember saying. So, on one hand it's very flattering, it is just so surreal."


"My list of things I never pictured myself saying when I pictured myself as a parent has grown over the years."


"When you're the spokeswoman for a weight-loss program, everything is witnessed. I weigh in once a week with a witness. I have to sign an affidavit saying I cannot have any surgeries."


"I have a superstition about saying too much about what I want to happen, just in case it all disappears, or someone else comes along and beats me to it."


"Jeff Bodine was saying that when he gets depressed, that he cleans house."


"I found in one of the tombs an inscription saying, 'If you touch my tomb, you will be eaten by a crocodile and hippopotamus.' It doesn't mean the hippo will eat you, it means the person really wanted his tomb to be protected."


"I wouldn't write a book, because saying the word I over and over again would nauseate me."


"There was a lot of stress and assumptions made without me even saying anything, which was very upsetting."


"A classic is a book that has never finished saying what it has to say."


"Hands down, the biggest thrill is to get a letter from a kid saying, I loved your book. Will you write me another one?"


"Just a whole different style, just a whole different way of going about an audience and a way about skating. And they are so brilliant in their own way, which is great, and that's what Brian was saying; is the styles are different, and it's the whole mentality."


"I have to say that when I was young, when any politician was talking I wasn't even interested. Maybe they were saying some nice stuff, but then if you put Michael Jordan on TV, I was interested!"


"I remember Glenn Miller coming to me once, before he had his own band, saying, How do you do it? How do you get started? It's so difficult. I told him, I don't know but whatever you do don't stop. Just keep on going."


"When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as "Catch-22" I'm tempted to reply, "Who has?""


"Let me start by saying, I'm utterly disgusted with the former members of the Dead Kennedys."


"You really have to listen to yourself and know if what someone is saying is true for you."
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