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"To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior.""
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"What Englishman will give his mind to politics as long as he can afford to keep a motor car?"
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"The thing about drugs and sex is that you lose all your inhibitions. I've had sex in trains, planes, wine bars... and quite a few car parks!"
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"Societies need rules that make no sense for individuals. For example, it makes no difference whether a single car drives on the left or on the right. But it makes all the difference when there are many cars!"
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"Having played many roles of scientific intellect I do have an empathy for that world. It's been hard on me because flying the Enterprise for seven years in Star Trek and sitting in Cerebro in X-men has led people to believe that I know what I'm talking about. But I'm still trying to work out how to operate the air conditioning unit on my car."
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"A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car."
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"Later, my father died up in Marysville. So, my mother and I got in the car and came down to Hollywood."
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"Racing a thoroughbred grand prix car in front of a home crowd will be a surreal and mighty experience."
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"When you first get money, you buy all these things so no one thinks you're mean, and you spread it around. You get a chauffeur and you find yourself thrown around the back of this car and you think, I was happier when I had my own little car! I could drive myself!"
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"I think that people don't know how to do anything anymore. My father was a janitor. He could take a car apart and put it back together. He could build a house in the back yard. Today, if you ask people what they know, they say, 'I know how to hire someone.'"
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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
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"We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet."
Feet
"I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet."
Old
"Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
Marriage
"The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him."
Time
"Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be."
People
"Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?"
Men
"It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
Life
"Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?"
Woman
"Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in."
Men
"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times."
Love
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