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"Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive."
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"Having played many roles of scientific intellect I do have an empathy for that world. It's been hard on me because flying the Enterprise for seven years in Star Trek and sitting in Cerebro in X-men has led people to believe that I know what I'm talking about. But I'm still trying to work out how to operate the air conditioning unit on my car."

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"We each own one car, and we have a reasonable house. It's a lovely place to be, but it's not extravagant."
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"So I did in fact spend two and a half years in the Middlesbrough car park practising skills. But if you spend four or five or six hours a day practising, you get better."

"Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery."

"I sing both in my shower and in my car, mostly in my car, because I have this weird thing - whenever I'm singing to the radio - my friends kind of hate it - but I pick out the harmonies in my head, and I'm singing the harmonies to the tracks and I'm jamming it out."

"Never have more children than you have car windows."

"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."
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"Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive."
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