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"Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive."
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"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."
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"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."
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"I promise you a police car on every sidewalk."
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"Unfortunately we don't have all the bits and pieces on the car that we had hoped to have by this stage so we've got to make as good a job as we can with what we have and we feel we are doing well with that at the moment."
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"Freedom is not an ideal, it is not even a protection, if it means nothing more than freedom to stagnate, to live without dreams, to have no greater aim than a second car and another television set."
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"The hydrogen powered car, with its high fuel mileage and zero emission rate, is just one example of the products under development that will help increase our energy independence."
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"My mother gave me this book called Feature Films at Used Car Prices by a guy named Rick Schmidt. I gotta credit the guy, cuz he gave me the most practical advice. It empowers you."
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"Why do people talk of the horrors of old age? It's great. I feel like a fine old car with the parts gradually wearing out, but I'm not complaining,... Those who find growing old terrible are people who haven't done what they wanted with their lives."
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"Stay humble. Always answer your phone - no matter who else is in the car."
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"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."
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"You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?"
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"It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on television?"
Movies
"They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can't even get my head above water!"
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"Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive."
Car
"Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third."
First
"Sitting at home the way I do, I'd just love the hear from people. It'd be a great help in passing the time."
Home
"They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately."
Liquor
"That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody."
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