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"Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys."
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"Having played many roles of scientific intellect I do have an empathy for that world. It's been hard on me because flying the Enterprise for seven years in Star Trek and sitting in Cerebro in X-men has led people to believe that I know what I'm talking about. But I'm still trying to work out how to operate the air conditioning unit on my car."
"So for a year I spent all my time hiding from Jack Charlton in the car park practising my skills."
"We each own one car, and we have a reasonable house. It's a lovely place to be, but it's not extravagant."
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"I sing both in my shower and in my car, mostly in my car, because I have this weird thing - whenever I'm singing to the radio - my friends kind of hate it - but I pick out the harmonies in my head, and I'm singing the harmonies to the tracks and I'm jamming it out."
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