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"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."
"Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down."
"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
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"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."
"The New Dealers have all left Washington to make way for the car dealers."
"America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable."
"Campaign behavior for wives: Always be on time. Do as little talking as humanly possible. Lean back in the parade car so everybody can see the president."
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."
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"Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about."
"My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was."
"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
"My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home."
"I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof."
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