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Dress Quotes


"You can dress it up, but it comes down to the fact that a movie is only as good as its script."


"I don't like it, but this afternoon I've told myself I am going to go and get a dress."


"I'm just a bleeping maniac in straight clothing. There's no reason to dress my monster up."


"There was a French singer, Francoise Hardy - I used to look at her pictures and try to dress like her."


"Louis Armstrong, who learned to be in exquisite dress, came from the bottom, and he's not a trash can."


"I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me."


"The law is simply expediency wearing a long white dress."


"But I do mean to say, I have heard her declare, When at the same moment she had on a dress Which cost five hundred dollars, and not a cent less, And jewelry worth ten times more, I should guess, That she had not a thing in the wide world to wear!"


"I used to dress up and impersonate our next-door neighbor, Miss Cox. She wore rubber boots, a wool hat, and her nose always dripped."


"Japanese naval officers in dress whites are frequent guests at Pearl Harbor's officers' mess and are very polite. They always were. Except, of course, for that little interval there between 1941 and 1945."


"I don't always wear underwear. When I'm in the heat, especially, I can't wear it. Like, if I'm wearing a flower dress, why do I have to wear underwear?"


"Without knowing this, no man can dress a horse perfectly."


"I'm kind of a quirky dresser usually. Like today, I'm actually pretty put together, but I dress kind of off sometimes, but that's just part of my personality."


"I usually dress very casual. Whenever I go out with my friends, I'm always like, 'Can't I just wear sweatpants?'"


"If Broadway shows charge preview prices while the cast is in dress rehearsal, why should restaurants charge full price when their dining room and kitchen staffs are still practicing?"


"Dress is at all times a frivolous distinction, and excessive solicitude about it often destroys its own aim."


"Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something."


"I'm always the girl at the party who, within five minutes, has taken my heels off, hitched up my dress in my knickers, and probably spilt drink down my cleavage."


"When we had highly sensitive information, the DNA on the dress, that was held within our office and the FBI. There was no dissemination of that information."


"A blond in a red dress can do without introductions - but not without a bodyguard."


"There's no drugs, no Tom in a dress, no psychiatrists."


"Wearing the correct dress for any occasion is a matter of good manners."


"In the sequence where I am burned at the stake, everything was so casual and hazardous that the bottom of my dress caught fire, and the grips became hysterical as they tried to pull me off the stake."


"I'm shy. I can go on a trip for days and not go because I won't sit on a toilet seat on a plane. I'm certainly not going to go on somebody's lawn. Could you imagine, in a cocktail dress?"


"When it began to grow dark, the Rat, with an air of excitement and mystery, summoned them back into the parlour, stood each of them up alongside of his little heap, and proceeded to dress them up for the coming expedition."


"I like there to be some testosterone in rock, and it's like I'm the one in the dress who has to provide it."


"Caviar is to dining what a sable coat is to a girl in evening dress."
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