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Old Quotes


"Today it has been estimated that the average 70 year old has four chronic conditions and consumes an average of 35 PBS scripts per year for those conditions."



"If you're asking if my breasts are natural, yes, this is how I've looked since I was 13 years old."


"Train up a child in the way that he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it."


"Very old fashioned to say that they will be well behaved but I think it's very important."



"To talk about planning an economic system is to talk in old terms, and I find myself sometimes having to teach Westers about what the market really means."


"To be 70 years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be 40 years old."


"I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore."


"It does get old to have to always be a monkey in a zoo. I don't know what it's like any more to be anonymous."
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"We have to stop the propaganda, the shameful propaganda used by Kremlin to rehabilitate these old types."



"Old School has humongous laughs all the way through it."


"Every woman feels she is too old and has missed the boat."


"I'm one of those old-fashioned homosexuals, not one of the newfangled ones who are born joining parades."
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"I wish they'd had electric guitars in cotton fields back in the good old days. A whole lot of things would've been straightened out."
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"As yet, the Negroes themselves do not fully appreciate these old slave songs."


"Imagine what a harmonious world it could be if every single person, both young and old shared a little of what he is good at doing."


"He tells you stories, but then, after a while, when you want more, he doesn't give you more. He insists on this old elaboration, the old stories that never changes."


"Pornography changes the attitudes and lifestyles of those who consume it, no matter how old a person is."


"You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there."


"No, I'm not a French designer either. I'm from nowhere. I'm a European, old European is all I am."
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"There are only two families in the world, my old grandmother used to say, the Haves and the Have-nots."


"The more the years go by, the more difficult it gets. I'm getting old."


"I won't lock my doors or bar them either if any of the old coots in the pictures out in the hall want to come out of their frames for a friendly chat."



"Old friendships are like meats served up repeatedly, cold, comfortless, and distasteful. The stomach turns against them."
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"Generation X is dead. It has come to mean anyone aged 13 to 55 years old."



"If you're old and you lose, they say you're outmoded. If you're young and you lose, they say you're green. So don't lose."
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"If you want to grow old as a pilot, you've got to know when to push it, and when to back off."


"When I was 7 years old, I put on shows for everyone at my grandpa's funeral. I was always the little entertainer."
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