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"Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running."
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"I don't know how to drive a car."
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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
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"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."
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"Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car."
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"You don't have to worry about whether the car is set up right or not, you know it is, and it's down to you. Ultimately, that's what every driver wants."
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"My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash."
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"Because I'm a young black man driving a really nice, expensive car, I sometimes get harassed when I'm rolling through a ghetto neighbourhood."
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"A muscle is like a car. If you want it to run well early in the morning, you have to warm it up."
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"I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems."
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"I like to sing in the car with the windows rolled down and hair blowing all over my face."
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"So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it."
Food
"It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves."
Work
"I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point."
Life
"In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories."
Life
"Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice."
Thought
"I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!"
Humor
"At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you'll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own."
Education
"Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes."
Humor
"Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?"
Family
"That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse."
Life
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