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"Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running."
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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
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"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car."
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"I hate fishing, and I can't imagine why anyone would want to hike when you can get in the car and drive."
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"I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed."
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"One morning, about four o'clock, I was driving my car just about as fast as I could. I thought, Why am I out this time of night? I was miserable, and it came to me: I'm falling in love with somebody I have no right to fall in love with."
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"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."
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"I will never have a drink and get behind the wheel of a car. It's not illegal to drink and drive, but there becomes a certain point where it does become a crime."
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"If you are a writer you locate yourself behind a wall of silence and no matter what you are doing, driving a car or walking or doing housework you can still be writing, because you have that space."
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"Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth."
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"Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down."
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"God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die."
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"From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way."
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"If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life."
Life

"The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life... I don't want the issue of Hobbes's reality settled by a doll manufacturer."
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"Reality continues to ruin my life."
Life

"The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present."
Future

"I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts."
Listening

"Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery."
Winning

"Genius is never understood in its own time."
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"If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life."
Life
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