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Quotes by Cartoonist
"The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing."
91
"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."
75
"Sometimes I have to compromise my views, but I never compromise on issues like the death penalty and the arm trade laws, despite what the readers or letters may say."
64
"I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter."
Life,
64
"All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them."
62
"Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure."
59
"Anyone can write a story based on the kind of horror where you see a guy in car and then there's the bad guy in the back seat. It's infantile to rely on that for telling a story. That's like going to bed and thinking there's a monster under your bed. It's silly."
58
"Sometimes, you start with the drawing and then the gag comes to you in the middle of it. That is when you start working on the solution of the gag, which is composition, placing, equilibrium, and character design."
47
"Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself."
45
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia."
43
"I had such a close relationship with my dog, and my dog so filled the need in my life to have children that I just wanted Cathy to have that experience."
43
"In certain ways it is incredibly damaging considering the stuff I did before certainly wasn't for kids."
Kids,
43
"We seem to think we have some control over this planet."
42
"There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot."
41
"Nobody got where they are today by living for tomorrow."
39
"I don't want little kids reading my comics."
39
"The thing that makes me happiest about Simpsons Illustrated are all the drawings that we get from readers. I wish we could print them all. They're really imaginative. They show a lot of hard work."
38
"Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days."
38
"I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night."
35
"I hate Calvin and Hobbes. I think its a big re-hash of formula kid strips."
33
"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us."
31
"I make my own limits which are drawn according to my own taste."
31
"I take little bits and pieces of ideas that I may or may not believe in but I give them to this character and he runs with them. I have fun with however he handles the situation."
30
"Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons' subversive story telling, but there's another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories."
30
"Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible."
30
"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."
29
"It's no secret that we were sticking just about every nickel we had on the chance that people would really be interested in something totally new and unique in the field of entertainment."
29
"He's dreaming with his eyes open, and those that dream with their eyes open are dangerous, for they do not know when their dreams come to an end."
28
"We've been running a little behind schedule. But only by about 15 years or so."
27
"You know, we're really destroying ourselves because we're really making the motivating force of anything we do selfish."
27
"I have an office in my house and one about five minutes from my house. I worked solely out of my house for many years, but find, with children, that I have to be in a different ZIP code to think."
27
"If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life."
27
"We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."
26
"We believed in our idea - a family park where parents and children could have fun- together."
26
"Race and class are the easiest divisions. It's very stupid."
26
"I'm lucky that my real-life Mom has both a great sense of humor about herself and an amazing ability to slip into complete denial if the subject matter gets a little too close to home."
25
"I love mankind; it's people I can't stand."
25
"Because good writing in a TV cartoon is so rare, I think the animation on The Simpsons is often overlooked."
25
"Alan Moore does have a sheen of class. He's a smart guy, and I'm sure there was a metaphoric level, I'm not denying that, but let's face it. the main reason he was doing a super-hero comic was because he was working for a super-hero comic book company."
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