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Steven Wright

"I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window."

Steven Wright, American Comedian
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"I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window."

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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."

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"America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable."

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"I am so sick of reading about another car bomb, another suicide bomber, another 10, 20, 30, 70, 100 people dead in a day, both Americans and Iraqis."

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"Racing a thoroughbred grand prix car in front of a home crowd will be a surreal and mighty experience."

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"Divorced men are more likely to meet their car payments than their child support obligations."

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"And we turned off and 30 miles south they're standing in the middle of our road blocking our way, stopped the car, got out, took us through the path in the woods, where the craft was on the ground."

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