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Wife Quotes
"I always wondered if you clone your wife and have the cloned wife on the moon and the real wife down here, would that be considered cheating?"
36
"I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there's a cigar table with a special cigar ashtray, and your wife is reading a book on how to save the environment."
32
"Sobriety was the greatest gift I ever gave myself. I don't put it on a platform. I don't campaign about it. It's just something that works for me. It enabled me to really connect with another human being - my wife, Sheryl - which I was never able to do before."
26
"The husband and wife are one, and that one is the husband."
25
"My wife says I'm making a noise like a stranded whale. I think I have a major snoring problem."
Wife,
24
"My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met."
21
"Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress; when I get tired of one, I spend the night with the other."
19
"What no wife of a writer can ever understand is that a writer is working when he's staring out of the window."
16
"I moved away for three years and went to Trinidad where I met my wife, Athena."
16
"I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer."
16
"My wife is Danish and we go to Denmark a couple of times a year."
14
"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."
13
"I have a wife and a son, but the gay rumors have started. I guess it's a sign that I'm moving up the ladder."
11
"My wife and I have always trusted each other, and I have to thank her strength."
11
"We got off the Clash of the Titans tour and I said that my wife and I were working on having a baby and sure enough we found out that she was pregnant. So I told them nine months in advance that I wasn't going to tour in September so I could witness the birth of my first son."
11
"There's quite a lot of bad stuff written about me. My wife even says a lot of bad stuff about me. But she is wonderful."
Wife,
11
"If a composer has a nice wife and some nice children, how can he let the children starve on his dissonances?"
11
"A successful woman preacher was once asked what special obstacles have you met as a woman in the ministry? Not one, she answered, except the lack of a minister's wife."
10
"Johns Hopkins introduced me to two defining events in my life: commitment to biomedical research and meeting my future wife, Mary."
10
"When I raced with Mercedes, I thought I'd learn German. But my wife didn't want to live in Germany."
10
"If priests were allowed to marry, if this would be an optional thing, and if he could have wife and children, he would certainly have less temptation to satisfy certain sexual impulses with minors."
10
"I had been in a film, playing a young British aristocrat. My wife told me that she was invited to a dinner and she invited me to dinner and the hostess had seen me and said, 'You cannot bring him.' but I think that I've done enough to shatter the image."
10
"Having been to Europe and working and traveling there, the restaurants my wife and I remember were always off the beaten trail restaurants. So I tried to seek a little 'off the beaten trail,' but cool area."
10
"I knew the term Stepford Wife, and I knew what that meant. I never read the book, and I think before I started filming I watched the movie. I thought it was very dated."
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