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Wife Quotes
"I always wondered if you clone your wife and have the cloned wife on the moon and the real wife down here, would that be considered cheating?"
42
"I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there's a cigar table with a special cigar ashtray, and your wife is reading a book on how to save the environment."
39
"My wife says I'm making a noise like a stranded whale. I think I have a major snoring problem."
Wife,
35
"Sobriety was the greatest gift I ever gave myself. I don't put it on a platform. I don't campaign about it. It's just something that works for me. It enabled me to really connect with another human being - my wife, Sheryl - which I was never able to do before."
33
"The husband and wife are one, and that one is the husband."
33
"Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress; when I get tired of one, I spend the night with the other."
28
"My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met."
24
"I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer."
23
"What no wife of a writer can ever understand is that a writer is working when he's staring out of the window."
21
"There's quite a lot of bad stuff written about me. My wife even says a lot of bad stuff about me. But she is wonderful."
Wife,
21
"My wife is Danish and we go to Denmark a couple of times a year."
20
"I moved away for three years and went to Trinidad where I met my wife, Athena."
19
"Johns Hopkins introduced me to two defining events in my life: commitment to biomedical research and meeting my future wife, Mary."
18
"Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately."
17
"We got off the Clash of the Titans tour and I said that my wife and I were working on having a baby and sure enough we found out that she was pregnant. So I told them nine months in advance that I wasn't going to tour in September so I could witness the birth of my first son."
17
"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."
17
"I have a wife and a son, but the gay rumors have started. I guess it's a sign that I'm moving up the ladder."
16
"Most nights I end up wearing a wife beater T-shirt and boxers."
16
"I met my wife by breaking two of my rules: never date a girl seriously that you meet at a nightclub and never date a fan."
Wife,
16
"A successful woman preacher was once asked what special obstacles have you met as a woman in the ministry? Not one, she answered, except the lack of a minister's wife."
15
"In Hawaii, we go to this wonderful place, all families. My wife and I go directly from breakfast to a beach chair where we read all day. My daughter goes from water to pool to running around with friends she meets, some of whom are regulars there."
15
"I knew the term Stepford Wife, and I knew what that meant. I never read the book, and I think before I started filming I watched the movie. I thought it was very dated."
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