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Wife Quotes
"I always wondered if you clone your wife and have the cloned wife on the moon and the real wife down here, would that be considered cheating?"
19
"I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there's a cigar table with a special cigar ashtray, and your wife is reading a book on how to save the environment."
18
"My wife says I'm making a noise like a stranded whale. I think I have a major snoring problem."
Wife,
7
"What no wife of a writer can ever understand is that a writer is working when he's staring out of the window."
5
"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."
5
"My wife is Danish and we go to Denmark a couple of times a year."
4
"My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met."
4
"The husband and wife are one, and that one is the husband."
4
"There's quite a lot of bad stuff written about me. My wife even says a lot of bad stuff about me. But she is wonderful."
Wife,
3
"I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer."
3
"I have a wife and a son, but the gay rumors have started. I guess it's a sign that I'm moving up the ladder."
2
"Johns Hopkins introduced me to two defining events in my life: commitment to biomedical research and meeting my future wife, Mary."
2
"We got off the Clash of the Titans tour and I said that my wife and I were working on having a baby and sure enough we found out that she was pregnant. So I told them nine months in advance that I wasn't going to tour in September so I could witness the birth of my first son."
2
"Having been to Europe and working and traveling there, the restaurants my wife and I remember were always off the beaten trail restaurants. So I tried to seek a little 'off the beaten trail,' but cool area."
2
"A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together."
2
"We can't thank Dave enough. He could call me if my wife was about to have a baby and tell me he needed tonight for his show and I'd find some way to get her to let me head to New York."
1
"Two more years were to go by before I knew anything about William Blake. Many years later, when his wife died, my godfather gave me the two books as a remembrance."
1
"I think for Beecher specifically, Keller was with him when his wife died. Beecher had decided after he first got into prison that he had to shut off everybody. You can't let anybody in and you have to become like them and you have to be threatening and all that."
1
"Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first."
1
"Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately."
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