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Wife Quotes
"I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there's a cigar table with a special cigar ashtray, and your wife is reading a book on how to save the environment."
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"I always wondered if you clone your wife and have the cloned wife on the moon and the real wife down here, would that be considered cheating?"
116
"My wife says I'm making a noise like a stranded whale. I think I have a major snoring problem."
Wife,
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"The husband and wife are one, and that one is the husband."
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"I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer."
56
"Sobriety was the greatest gift I ever gave myself. I don't put it on a platform. I don't campaign about it. It's just something that works for me. It enabled me to really connect with another human being - my wife, Sheryl - which I was never able to do before."
54
"Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress; when I get tired of one, I spend the night with the other."
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"Most nights I end up wearing a wife beater T-shirt and boxers."
51
"I knew the term Stepford Wife, and I knew what that meant. I never read the book, and I think before I started filming I watched the movie. I thought it was very dated."
51
"There's quite a lot of bad stuff written about me. My wife even says a lot of bad stuff about me. But she is wonderful."
Wife,
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"My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met."
49
"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."
48
"Johns Hopkins introduced me to two defining events in my life: commitment to biomedical research and meeting my future wife, Mary."
47
"I moved away for three years and went to Trinidad where I met my wife, Athena."
47
"With us tonight is William Warfield, who is with us tonight. He is a wonderful man, and so is his wife."
46
"I have a wife and a son, but the gay rumors have started. I guess it's a sign that I'm moving up the ladder."
45
"I'm a much nicer person since my wife died. I found out what pain is, so on that level I'm much nicer."
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"I met my wife by breaking two of my rules: never date a girl seriously that you meet at a nightclub and never date a fan."
Wife,
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"My wife is Danish and we go to Denmark a couple of times a year."
42
"My wife and two children traveled with me on locations all last season."
42
"I think it all comes down to relationships - how I treat my wife, how I treat my kids, how I treat the guys at the grocery store, all aspects of every day, what I'm involved in."
41
"What no wife of a writer can ever understand is that a writer is working when he's staring out of the window."
41
"If priests were allowed to marry, if this would be an optional thing, and if he could have wife and children, he would certainly have less temptation to satisfy certain sexual impulses with minors."
41
"Jim Bakker ripped off the bedspread and said, my wife doesn't make me feel like a man anymore."
40
"We got off the Clash of the Titans tour and I said that my wife and I were working on having a baby and sure enough we found out that she was pregnant. So I told them nine months in advance that I wasn't going to tour in September so I could witness the birth of my first son."
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