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"I don't know how to drive a car."
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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
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"What Englishman will give his mind to politics as long as he can afford to keep a motor car?"
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"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."
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"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."
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"Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car."
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"You don't have to worry about whether the car is set up right or not, you know it is, and it's down to you. Ultimately, that's what every driver wants."
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"My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash."
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"Because I'm a young black man driving a really nice, expensive car, I sometimes get harassed when I'm rolling through a ghetto neighbourhood."
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"Personally, I just think rap music is the best thing out there, period. If you look at my deck in my car radio, you're always going to find a hip-hop tape; that's all I buy, that's all I live, that's all I listen to, that's all I love."
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"Things said to a reporter in confidence should be kept in confidence."
Confidence
"I actually turned down an opportunity for a private interview with Adolph Hitler."
Opportunity
"Sodomy is in the Bible, to be read in churches. I wouldn't rule it out of Mr. Bruce's act if he cares to comment on it."
Bible
"My children have no prejudices at all. My own brother-in-law is Jewish!"
Brother
"Doorman - a genius who can open the door of your car with one hand, help you in with the other, and still have one left for the tip."
Car
"I'm off to race around the world - a race against time and two men. I know I can beat time. I hope I can beat the men."
Men
"Lenny Bruce is a very moral man trying to improve the world and trying to make audiences think."
Audience
"I am not a grammarian. Maybe my style is eccentric."
Style
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