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"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."
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"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."
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"I promise you a police car on every sidewalk."
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"Freedom is not an ideal, it is not even a protection, if it means nothing more than freedom to stagnate, to live without dreams, to have no greater aim than a second car and another television set."
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"The hydrogen powered car, with its high fuel mileage and zero emission rate, is just one example of the products under development that will help increase our energy independence."
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"Why do people talk of the horrors of old age? It's great. I feel like a fine old car with the parts gradually wearing out, but I'm not complaining,... Those who find growing old terrible are people who haven't done what they wanted with their lives."
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"Stay humble. Always answer your phone - no matter who else is in the car."
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"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."
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"Most of us would never consider getting our car repaired without first receiving an estimate of the charges, but this is exactly what we do when we need to go to a hospital for treatment."
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"The New Dealers have all left Washington to make way for the car dealers."
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"Things said to a reporter in confidence should be kept in confidence."
Confidence
"I actually turned down an opportunity for a private interview with Adolph Hitler."
Opportunity
"Doorman - a genius who can open the door of your car with one hand, help you in with the other, and still have one left for the tip."
Car
"I'm off to race around the world - a race against time and two men. I know I can beat time. I hope I can beat the men."
Men
"Sodomy is in the Bible, to be read in churches. I wouldn't rule it out of Mr. Bruce's act if he cares to comment on it."
Bible
"Lenny Bruce is a very moral man trying to improve the world and trying to make audiences think."
Audience
"My children have no prejudices at all. My own brother-in-law is Jewish!"
Brother
"I am not a grammarian. Maybe my style is eccentric."
Style
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