"I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car."

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"I remember when metal was something you really had to search out, and now I hear it on car commercials."

Trevor Dunn, American Musician

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"Having played many roles of scientific intellect I do have an empathy for that world. It's been hard on me because flying the Enterprise for seven years in Star Trek and sitting in Cerebro in X-men has led people to believe that I know what I'm talking about. But I'm still trying to work out how to operate the air conditioning unit on my car."

Patrick Stewart, English Actor

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"So for a year I spent all my time hiding from Jack Charlton in the car park practising my skills."

Craig Johnston, South African Athlete

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"We each own one car, and we have a reasonable house. It's a lovely place to be, but it's not extravagant."

Reese Witherspoon, American Actress

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"The city needs a car like a fish needs a bicycle."

Dean Kamen, American Inventor

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"I rememeber one time we were getting ready to go to South America and everything was packed up and in the car ready to go and I hid and I was crying because I really did not want to go, I wanted to play. I did not want to go."

Michael Jackson, American Musician

Car, Time, America, Play

"So I did in fact spend two and a half years in the Middlesbrough car park practising skills. But if you spend four or five or six hours a day practising, you get better."

Craig Johnston, South African Athlete

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"There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car."

Denis Norden, English Writer

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"Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery."

Erma Bombeck, American Journalist

Car, Marriage

"I sing both in my shower and in my car, mostly in my car, because I have this weird thing - whenever I'm singing to the radio - my friends kind of hate it - but I pick out the harmonies in my head, and I'm singing the harmonies to the tracks and I'm jamming it out."

Paul McDonald, American Musician

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"My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!"

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"Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to."

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"You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready."

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"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays."

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"If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope."

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"So for a year I spent all my time hiding from Jack Charlton in the car park practising my skills."

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"The city needs a car like a fish needs a bicycle."

"I rememeber one time we were getting ready to go to South America and everything was packed up and in the car ready to go and I hid and I was crying because I really did not want to go, I wanted to play. I did not want to go."

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"Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery."

"I sing both in my shower and in my car, mostly in my car, because I have this weird thing - whenever I'm singing to the radio - my friends kind of hate it - but I pick out the harmonies in my head, and I'm singing the harmonies to the tracks and I'm jamming it out."

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"I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet."