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"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."
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"The car has become the carapace, the protective and aggressive shell, of urban and suburban man."
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"Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car."
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"A car is useless in New York, essential everywhere else. The same with good manners."
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"The courts cannot garnish a father's salary, nor freeze his account, nor seize his property on behalf of his children, in our society. Apparently this is because a kid is not a car or a couch or a boat."
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"He leaned about the same way in falling towards Jacqueline, forward, down towards the bottom of the car."
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"Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time."
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"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."
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"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car."
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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
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"And I think that if I were a for real celebrity that was recognizable everywhere, I'd just crawl under a rock and you know, have someone run over the rock with a car, or something."
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"Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty."
Duty
"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."
Car
"Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back."
Car
"To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible."
Gender
"Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."
Experience
"This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt."
Love
"Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough."
Procrastination
"An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen."
Economy
"Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect."
Age
"Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense."
Money
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