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"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."
Car,
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"I don't know how to drive a car."
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Personal Development
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
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Personal Development
"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."
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Personal Development
"Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car."
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"You don't have to worry about whether the car is set up right or not, you know it is, and it's down to you. Ultimately, that's what every driver wants."
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"My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash."
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"Because I'm a young black man driving a really nice, expensive car, I sometimes get harassed when I'm rolling through a ghetto neighbourhood."
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"A muscle is like a car. If you want it to run well early in the morning, you have to warm it up."
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"I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems."
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"I like to sing in the car with the windows rolled down and hair blowing all over my face."
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"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."
Car
"Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough."
Procrastination
"Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air."
Ability
"Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't."
Stereotype
"A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie."
Man
"Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back."
Car
"Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense."
Money
"Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure."
Success
"You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten."
Parenting
"Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect."
Age
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