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"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."
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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
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"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car."
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"I hate fishing, and I can't imagine why anyone would want to hike when you can get in the car and drive."
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"I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed."
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"One morning, about four o'clock, I was driving my car just about as fast as I could. I thought, Why am I out this time of night? I was miserable, and it came to me: I'm falling in love with somebody I have no right to fall in love with."
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"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."
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"When I was a kid I got busted for throwing a rock through a car window and egging a house on halloween."
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"I like the guitar better these days. I like the bass, too, but it's hard to fit a bass amp in a small car."
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"I will never have a drink and get behind the wheel of a car. It's not illegal to drink and drive, but there becomes a certain point where it does become a crime."
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"If you are a writer you locate yourself behind a wall of silence and no matter what you are doing, driving a car or walking or doing housework you can still be writing, because you have that space."
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"Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break."
Science
"One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills."
Blood
"Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air."
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"Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense."
Money
"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."
Car
"To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible."
Gender
"Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents."
Youth
"Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back."
Car
"A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie."
Man
"Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously."
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