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"Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down."

"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
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"America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable."

"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."
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"Those youngsters go out there and set a record and clinch the pole position. But what do you do if you wreck your car. That record doesn't spend too well."
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"I have been absolutely hag-ridden with ambition. If I could wish to have anything in the world it would be to be free of ambition."

"Television could perform a great service in mass education, but there's no indication its sponsors have anything like this on their minds."

"I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone."

"I did what I could to inflate the rumor I was on my way to stardom. What I was on my way to, by any mathematical standards known to man, was oblivion, by way of obscurity."

"The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after."

"If you really want to help the American theater, don't be an actress, dahling. Be an audience."
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