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Bob Monkhouse

"I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer."

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Akshay Vasu

"Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife."

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Akshay Vasu

"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."

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Akshay Vasu

"If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter."

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Akshay Vasu

"He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows."

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Akshay Vasu

"Now I need to take a piece of wood and make it sound like the railroad track, but I also had to make it beautiful and lovable so that a person playing it would think of it in terms of his mistress, a bartender, his wife, a good psychiatrist - whatever."

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Akshay Vasu

"I think it all comes down to relationships - how I treat my wife, how I treat my kids, how I treat the guys at the grocery store, all aspects of every day, what I'm involved in."

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Akshay Vasu

"But when we have families, when we have children, this gives us a purpose for being, to protect our children, to avoid going to jail because if I'm in jail, who looks after my children, who's there for my wife?"

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Akshay Vasu

"We can't thank Dave enough. He could call me if my wife was about to have a baby and tell me he needed tonight for his show and I'd find some way to get her to let me head to New York."

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Akshay Vasu

"I've loved it, but I have a wife and two children."

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Akshay Vasu

"My second wife Bonnie Owens and I worked together after we divorced for a period of maybe 20 years. And I managed to stay friends with another wife. And then there's one that I don't mess with. Everybody's got one of those."

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Bob Monkhouse
"I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer."

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Bob Monkhouse
"Silence is not only golden, it is seldom misquoted."

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