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"I met my wife through playing golf. She is French and couldn't speak English and I couldn't speak French, so there was little chance of us getting involved in any boring conversations - that's why we got married really quickly."
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"And I'm as attached to my wife as anybody can be to another human being."
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"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."
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"I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three seconds. I've even forgotten my wife's name on occasion."
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"The greatest king of Israel, King David, the author of the Psalms, sent a man out to die in battle so that he could sleep with his wife."
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"He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows."
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"If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter."
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"A man's best fortune, or his worst, is his wife."
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"If a composer has a nice wife and some nice children, how can he let the children starve on his dissonances?"
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"You know, grieve your wife, this is an impulsive thing and you have no idea the kind of trouble you're getting yourself into it. And of course he doesn't listen to me and he adopts this child."
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"I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance."
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"I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screwed more times than a hooker."
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"To cultivate an English accent is already a departure away from what you are."
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"Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile."
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"More than anything else, I'd like to be an old man with a good face, like Hitchcock or Picasso."
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"I don't understand if you get caught in a fight, but take it out on a room, how that implies some psychiatric disorder."
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"I don't know anything about baseball."
Baseball
"I like women. I don't understand them, but I like them."
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"I never trashed a hotel room or did drugs."
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"There are women who take it to the wire. That's what they are looking for, the ultimate confrontation. They want a smack."
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"If America had been discovered as many times as I have, no one would remember Columbus."
America
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