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"I unfortunately don't speak French, but my wife is now fluent in English, which really reflects rather badly on me."
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"I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'"
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"Talking to my wife, we stare at each other, saying, 'How is this happening? Why is this happening? Why now?' It's nothing I ever aspired to."
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"Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you."
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"Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife."
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"We had the boy's name picked out, but we didn't have a girl's. When he turned out to be a boy, we were so relieved. Literally, in the middle of contracting and pushing, and with my wife being drugged - out and half - lucid, we were still coming up with names."
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"I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times."
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"I was seeing a lot of really good things about Get Shorty when it came out, and my wife pointed out that if you validate the good reviews, you also have to validate the bad reviews."
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"My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it."
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"I am so glad my wife tolerates me. And we have three wonderful sons."
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"No one feels another's grief, no one understands another's joy. People imagine they can reach one another. In reality they only pass each other by."
People


"Why does God endow us with compassion?"
God


"There are eight girls in the house in which I am living, and practically all of them are good looking. You can realize that I am kept busy."
Girls


"The world resembles a stage on which every man is playing a part."
Man


"Approval or blame will follow in the world to come."
Approval


"Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife."
Wife


"When I wished to sing of love, it turned to sorrow. And when I wished to sing of sorrow, it was transformed for me into love."
Love


"You believe happiness to be derived from the place in which once you have been happy, but in truth it is centered in ourselves."
Happiness


"Nobody understands another's sorrow, and nobody another's joy."
Joy


"I try to decorate my imagination as much as I can."
Imagination
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