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"I met my wife by breaking two of my rules: never date a girl seriously that you meet at a nightclub and never date a fan."
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"He asked why and I said, 'Because Gwyneth has a fat suit, my wife has a fat suit - I don't get a fat suit?' He looked at me and said, 'You mean you don't have one on?'"
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"It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass."

"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."
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"One bites into the brass mouthpiece of his wooden cudgel, and the other blows his cheeks out on a French horn. Do you call that Art?"

"There are eight girls in the house in which I am living, and practically all of them are good looking. You can realize that I am kept busy."

"When I wished to sing of love, it turned to sorrow. And when I wished to sing of sorrow, it was transformed for me into love."

"You believe happiness to be derived from the place in which once you have been happy, but in truth it is centered in ourselves."
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