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"I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing."
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"If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter."
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"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
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"In Hawaii, we go to this wonderful place, all families. My wife and I go directly from breakfast to a beach chair where we read all day. My daughter goes from water to pool to running around with friends she meets, some of whom are regulars there."
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"The only thing I feel passionate about is my wife."
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"The show can go on without me, and probably will, but I want to come back to act in Chicago. My wife and I just bought a condo downtown, and I want to do theater."
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"I board with a poor Scotchman: his wife can talk scarce any English."
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"A man's best fortune, or his worst, is his wife."
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"My wife says that my tombstone will read, 'Here lies Mr.C, who used to be Mr.B.' So I think that's probably what I'll be remembered for."
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"I'm still very close friends with his first wife, Neile, who is now remarried."
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"A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing."
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"Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed."
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"I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing."
Wife
"We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves."
Health
"When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife."
Car
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