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"It's been crazy trying to tour with a baby. But it's actually working out okay."

"It's been crazy trying to tour with a baby. But it's actually working out okay."

Caroline Corr, Irish Musician

121

"I don't dislike babies, though I think very young ones rather disgusting."

"I don't dislike babies, though I think very young ones rather disgusting."

Queen Victoria, British Royalty

104

"TV is not a baby sitter."

"TV is not a baby sitter."

Luis Guzman, Puerto Rican Actor

98

"Promises are like crying babies in a theater, they should be carried out at once."

"Promises are like crying babies in a theater, they should be carried out at once."

Norman Vincent Peale, American Clergyman

Baby, Babies, Promises, Theater

58

"When I look in the mirror I see the girl I was when I was growing up, with braces, crooked teeth, a baby face and a skinny body."

"When I look in the mirror I see the girl I was when I was growing up, with braces, crooked teeth, a baby face and a skinny body."

Heather Locklear, American Actress

Baby, Body, Growing up

54

"Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer."

"Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer."

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Austrian Actor

Baby, Babies, Beer

51

"These wretched babies don't come until they are ready."

"These wretched babies don't come until they are ready."

Elizabeth II, British Royalty

44

"A baby is a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other."

"A baby is a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other."

Ronald Knox, English Theologian

Baby, End, Responsibility, Sense

40

"A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world."

"A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world."

Jerry Lewis, American Comedian

Baby, Babies, Comedy, Machine, Trouble

39

"Yes, and when I had Aaron, he left me, and I didn't know how to raise a child. And I wasn't close to my parents, and because I was too proud to go to my parents for help, I mistreated that little baby. I didn't want a baby."

"Yes, and when I had Aaron, he left me, and I didn't know how to raise a child. And I wasn't close to my parents, and because I was too proud to go to my parents for help, I mistreated that little baby. I didn't want a baby."

Lynn Johnston, American Cartoonist

Baby, Help, Parents, Want

38

"I talked about adopting a baby when I was 20 years old, before it became 'hip.'"

"I talked about adopting a baby when I was 20 years old, before it became 'hip.'"

Tyra Banks, American Model

Baby, Old, Years

38

"The thing that stood out above and beyond all the experiences was this relationship with the nine-month-old baby. On weekends, I'd be thinking about going back to set on Monday just to see the baby."

"The thing that stood out above and beyond all the experiences was this relationship with the nine-month-old baby. On weekends, I'd be thinking about going back to set on Monday just to see the baby."

Vin Diesel, American Actor

37

"I'd like to be taller. I'd like my baby fat to leave."

"I'd like to be taller. I'd like my baby fat to leave."

Kirsten Dunst, American Actress

37

"I talk in that baby talk voice when I'm on TV, it's a put on."

"I talk in that baby talk voice when I'm on TV, it's a put on."

Paris Hilton, American Celebrity

Baby, Talk, Voice

36

"Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?"

"Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?"

Jeff Foxworthy, American Comedian

35

"We want every human being in the womb to be safe, not have these babies be killed to solve some dilemma."

"We want every human being in the womb to be safe, not have these babies be killed to solve some dilemma."

Randall Terry, American Celebrity

Baby, Babies, Being, Want

35

"I used to think about how I was conceived quite a lot when I was about 10 or 11, but I don't think about it at all now that so many other babies have been born in the same way."

"I used to think about how I was conceived quite a lot when I was about 10 or 11, but I don't think about it at all now that so many other babies have been born in the same way."

Louise Brown, English Celebrity

Baby, Babies, Now

35

"And when our baby stirs and struggles to be born it compels humility: what we began is now its own."

"And when our baby stirs and struggles to be born it compels humility: what we began is now its own."

Margaret Mead, American Scientist

35

"A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers."

"A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers."

Kevin Nealon, American Comedian

35

"I don't think of myself as offbeat and weird. As a kid, I saw myself as the type of guy who would run into a burning building to save the baby."

"I don't think of myself as offbeat and weird. As a kid, I saw myself as the type of guy who would run into a burning building to save the baby."

Christian Slater, American Actor

35

"We're all born bald, baby."

"We're all born bald, baby."

Telly Savalas, American Actor

34

"Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it."

"Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it."

Jean Kerr, American Playwright

Baby, First, Now

34

"When a baby comes you can smell two things: the smell of flesh, which smells like chicken soup, and the smell of lilies, the flower of another garden, the spiritual garden."

"When a baby comes you can smell two things: the smell of flesh, which smells like chicken soup, and the smell of lilies, the flower of another garden, the spiritual garden."

Carlos Santana, Mexican Musician

Baby, Garden, Lilies, Spiritual

34

"Babies have big heads and big eyes, and tiny little bodies with tiny little arms and legs. So did the aliens at Roswell! I rest my case."

"Babies have big heads and big eyes, and tiny little bodies with tiny little arms and legs. So did the aliens at Roswell! I rest my case."

William Shatner, Canadian Actor

Baby, Babies, Eyes, Rest

34

"Your baby only needs a lot of light at night if he's reading or he's entertaining guests."

"Your baby only needs a lot of light at night if he's reading or he's entertaining guests."

Lawrence Kutner, American Psychologist

Baby, Guests, Light, Needs

34

"We used to have a main female vocalist. But she had a baby. Now we do the singing ourselves."

"We used to have a main female vocalist. But she had a baby. Now we do the singing ourselves."

Bernie Worrell, American Musician

Baby, Now, Singing

33

"When looking at the evidence of feeding on large prey, you can see every size tooth from hatchling to adult in one spot. The babies may have been fed in the nest until they were full grown, like in eagles and hawks."

"When looking at the evidence of feeding on large prey, you can see every size tooth from hatchling to adult in one spot. The babies may have been fed in the nest until they were full grown, like in eagles and hawks."

Robert T. Bakker, American Scientist

Baby, Babies, Eagles, Hawks, May

33

"For right now, it really is the end. Hopefully in 10 years we'll all be married and have babies."

"For right now, it really is the end. Hopefully in 10 years we'll all be married and have babies."

Kelly Rowland, American Musician

Baby, Babies, End, Now, Right

33

"For me, there's a big difference between having a baby in your 20s and having a baby in your 40s."

"For me, there's a big difference between having a baby in your 20s and having a baby in your 40s."

Jane Kaczmarek, American Actress

Baby, Difference

33

"I'm not gangly; I'm very coordinated. I do have a bit of a baby face. But I guess that just means I'll be working longer."

"I'm not gangly; I'm very coordinated. I do have a bit of a baby face. But I guess that just means I'll be working longer."

Tim Robbins, American Actor

32

"I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film."

"I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film."

Jack Nicholson, American Actor

32

"Our firefighters are our last line of defense, baby."

"Our firefighters are our last line of defense, baby."

Jack Scalia, American Actor

31

"You don't even want to look in the mirror after you've had a baby, because your stomach is just hanging there like a Shar-Pei."

"You don't even want to look in the mirror after you've had a baby, because your stomach is just hanging there like a Shar-Pei."

Cindy Crawford, American Model

31

"It'd be stupid for me to sit here and say that there aren't kids who look up to me, but my responsibility is not to them. I'm not a baby sitter."

"It'd be stupid for me to sit here and say that there aren't kids who look up to me, but my responsibility is not to them. I'm not a baby sitter."

Eminem, American Musician

Baby, Kids, Responsibility

31

"Since I had the baby I can't tolerate anything violent or sad, I saw the Matrix and I had my eyes closed through a lot of it, though I didn't need to. I would peek, and then think, oh OK, I can see that."

"Since I had the baby I can't tolerate anything violent or sad, I saw the Matrix and I had my eyes closed through a lot of it, though I didn't need to. I would peek, and then think, oh OK, I can see that."

Lisa Kudrow, American Actress

31

"An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful."

"An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful."

Queen Victoria, British Royalty

30

"Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption."

"Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption."

Paul Reiser, American Comedian

Baby, Self, World

30

"I kept my babies fed. I could have dumped them, but I didn't. I decided that whatever trip I was on, they were going with me. You're looking at a real daddy."

"I kept my babies fed. I could have dumped them, but I didn't. I decided that whatever trip I was on, they were going with me. You're looking at a real daddy."

Barry White, American Musician

30

"This is a serious, serious condition that is also called postpartum psychosis. And that's where, literally, you get so bad that you end up either hurting the baby or killing yourself."

"This is a serious, serious condition that is also called postpartum psychosis. And that's where, literally, you get so bad that you end up either hurting the baby or killing yourself."

Marie Osmond, American Musician

Baby, End, Killing

29

"I'll always have a baby face."

"I'll always have a baby face."

Tracey Gold, American Actress

29

"I had friends of mine tell me they had a baby, and I didn't even know they were pregnant."

"I had friends of mine tell me they had a baby, and I didn't even know they were pregnant."

Josh Lucas, American Actor

29

"I'm a working stiff, baby, just like everybody else."

"I'm a working stiff, baby, just like everybody else."

Peter O'Toole, Irish Actor

28

"If the feminist program goes to pieces on the arrival of the first baby, it's false and useless."

"If the feminist program goes to pieces on the arrival of the first baby, it's false and useless."

Crystal Eastman, American Lawyer

28

"Melanie is more of a disciplinarian with the little girl than me, probably because it's my first baby. She gets everything easy from Papa. I am more weak. She takes advantage of me."

"Melanie is more of a disciplinarian with the little girl than me, probably because it's my first baby. She gets everything easy from Papa. I am more weak. She takes advantage of me."

Antonio Banderas, Spanish Actor

28

"I have the most lovely, healthy bouncing baby, she was all very compact and the right size."

"I have the most lovely, healthy bouncing baby, she was all very compact and the right size."

Anna Friel, English Actress

28

"I live in a house that was built in 1480. It has a moat around it. It is like a little baby castle."

"I live in a house that was built in 1480. It has a moat around it. It is like a little baby castle."

Bill Wyman, British Musician

27

"Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door."

"Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door."

Jeff Foxworthy, American Comedian

27

"We can see that the baby is as much an instrument of nourishment for us as we are for him."

"We can see that the baby is as much an instrument of nourishment for us as we are for him."

Polly Berrien Berends, American Author

27

"I remember li'l ol' Hank Jr. - he was just a baby back in them days, you know - but he used to hang around. His mama would bring him around. He was just a natural."

"I remember li'l ol' Hank Jr. - he was just a baby back in them days, you know - but he used to hang around. His mama would bring him around. He was just a natural."

Mel Tillis, American Musician

26

"I said I would get better with each baby, and I have."

"I said I would get better with each baby, and I have."

Demi Moore, American Actress

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