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Baby Quotes


"It's been crazy trying to tour with a baby. But it's actually working out okay."


"You don't even want to look in the mirror after you've had a baby, because your stomach is just hanging there like a Shar-Pei."


"An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful."


"I'm not gangly; I'm very coordinated. I do have a bit of a baby face. But I guess that just means I'll be working longer."
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"I live in a house that was built in 1480. It has a moat around it. It is like a little baby castle."
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"If the feminist program goes to pieces on the arrival of the first baby, it's false and useless."


"I was always musical - yelling when I was a baby, singing into a brush and singing in the shower."


"When I look in the mirror I see the girl I was when I was growing up, with braces, crooked teeth, a baby face and a skinny body."


"Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?"


"I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child."


"You must have been a beautiful baby, 'Cos baby just look at you now."


"I remember li'l ol' Hank Jr. - he was just a baby back in them days, you know - but he used to hang around. His mama would bring him around. He was just a natural."
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"I was walking around with the babies so much that when I got to the Sidney Lumet picture, I would be on set in between takes and I'd be rocking back and forth. Just standing like this rocking back and forth, and Sidney would say, Why are you walking like that in between takes?"


"Most of us would do more for our babies than we have ever been willing to do for anyone, even ourselves."


"I prefer to sing in the shower because the acoustics make you sound great, baby."


"I don't dislike babies, though I think very young ones rather disgusting."


"A man is not complete until he has seen the baby he has made."


"A baby is a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other."


"We have long passed the Victorian Era when asterisks were followed after a certain interval by a baby."
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