top of page
Baby Quotes


"It's been crazy trying to tour with a baby. But it's actually working out okay."


"When I look in the mirror I see the girl I was when I was growing up, with braces, crooked teeth, a baby face and a skinny body."


"If the feminist program goes to pieces on the arrival of the first baby, it's false and useless."


"These wretched babies don't come until they are ready."


"I had friends of mine tell me they had a baby, and I didn't even know they were pregnant."


"I'm not gangly; I'm very coordinated. I do have a bit of a baby face. But I guess that just means I'll be working longer."
Baby,


"A baby is a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other."


"And when our baby stirs and struggles to be born it compels humility: what we began is now its own."


"Your baby only needs a lot of light at night if he's reading or he's entertaining guests."


"Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?"


"An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful."


"I don't dislike babies, though I think very young ones rather disgusting."


"For me, there's a big difference between having a baby in your 20s and having a baby in your 40s."


"I was the fattest baby in Clark County, Arkansas. They put me in the newspaper. It was like a prize turnip."
Baby,


"I have the most lovely, healthy bouncing baby, she was all very compact and the right size."


"The thing that stood out above and beyond all the experiences was this relationship with the nine-month-old baby. On weekends, I'd be thinking about going back to set on Monday just to see the baby."


"I remember li'l ol' Hank Jr. - he was just a baby back in them days, you know - but he used to hang around. His mama would bring him around. He was just a natural."
Baby,


"You don't even want to look in the mirror after you've had a baby, because your stomach is just hanging there like a Shar-Pei."


"Yes, and when I had Aaron, he left me, and I didn't know how to raise a child. And I wasn't close to my parents, and because I was too proud to go to my parents for help, I mistreated that little baby. I didn't want a baby."


"Most of us would do more for our babies than we have ever been willing to do for anyone, even ourselves."


"I was always musical - yelling when I was a baby, singing into a brush and singing in the shower."


"I feel it's like being a kid and dressing up, because that's what Baby Jane is."


"Parenthood always comes as a shock. Postpartum blues? Postpartum panic is more like it. We set out to have a baby; what we get is a total take-over of our lives."
bottom of page