"Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open."

"There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the dead."

"Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes."

"No wife can endure a gambling husband; unless he is a steady winner."

"The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax."

"The road to success is filled with women pushing their husbands along."