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Jack Benny

"My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never."

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Donna Grant

"We had the boy's name picked out, but we didn't have a girl's. When he turned out to be a boy, we were so relieved. Literally, in the middle of contracting and pushing, and with my wife being drugged - out and half - lucid, we were still coming up with names."

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Donna Grant

"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."

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Donna Grant

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."

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Donna Grant

"Agnes Darling, if such should be we never meet again, while firing my last shot, I will gently breathe the name of my wife - Agnes - and with wishes even for my enemies I will make the plunge and try to swim to the other shore."

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Donna Grant

"We can't thank Dave enough. He could call me if my wife was about to have a baby and tell me he needed tonight for his show and I'd find some way to get her to let me head to New York."

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Donna Grant

"I think it all comes down to relationships - how I treat my wife, how I treat my kids, how I treat the guys at the grocery store, all aspects of every day, what I'm involved in."

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Donna Grant

"I had been in a film, playing a young British aristocrat. My wife told me that she was invited to a dinner and she invited me to dinner and the hostess had seen me and said, 'You cannot bring him.' but I think that I've done enough to shatter the image."

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Donna Grant

"And I had to take care of a little dog too named Suzy. It was the promoter's wife's - Judy Lynn's - it was her dog. And one of my duties going on the tour was to take care of it."

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Donna Grant

"My wife and I have always trusted each other, and I have to thank her strength."

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Donna Grant

"Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife."

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Jack Benny
"Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."

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Jack Benny
"I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too."

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Jack Benny
"Gags die, humor doesn't."

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Jack Benny
"My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never."

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Jack Benny
"Modesty is my best quality."

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Jack Benny
"If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."

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Jack Benny
"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air."

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