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Husband Quotes
"How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?"
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"Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended."
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"Chazz Palminteri is just the ultimate screen husband."
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"My husband was actually very keen that I would become a Bond girl."
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"I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?"
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"And I find it very easy to memorize the scripts, which are so close to conversations my husband and I have."
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"All my six husbands married me for different reasons."
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"If you were out of a job and your kid needed diapers and your husband just left you, you would be so confused."
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"I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting."
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"I really take pride in the relationship that I have with my husband."
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"I am happy to know that my husband regards me as a woman and a person."
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"I have finally become a husband and I am genuinely enjoying every moment of it."
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"A woman's place in public is to sit beside her husband, be silent, and be sure her hat is on straight."
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"My husband does so many romantic things for me, it's absurd."
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"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives."
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"A little in drink, but at all times your faithful husband."
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"Sometimes I think my husband is so amazing that I don't know why he's with me. I don't know whether I'm good enough. But if I make him happy, then I'm everything I want to be."
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"I like to feel sexy. I know my husband thinks I'm sexy. I think he is too. But I don't go out half-naked with 'sex' written across my back."
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"Vadim was both my teacher and my husband. I placed myself entirely in his hands."
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"What does one tell a husband? One tells him nothing."
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"You just have to keep on doing what you do. It's the lesson I get from my husband; he just says, Keep going. Start by starting."
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"But you know, it's not easy when your husband runs for president. I mean, it's not easy for me. I'm sure it's not easy for her. There's a lot of scrutiny on families that isn't always wanted."
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"Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one."
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"My husband is a fall-away Catholic, but with a vengeance. He's actually more of a feminist than I am."
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"A husband is what's left of a sweetheart after the nerve has been killed."
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"Sometimes I have given my husband a manuscript to read that has turned out to have fantastic rave reviews and he'll tell me it is no good. Well, if I didn't know him as well as I know him I would be terribly depressed."
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"I would never do anything to undermine my husband's point of view."
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"I think there's something degrading about having a husband for a rival. It's humiliating if you fail and commonplace if you succeed."
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"I have a lifetime appointment and I intend to serve it. I expect to die at 110, shot by a jealous husband."
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"My husband thinks he's compromising if we have one cook instead of three."
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"I know my husband really loves me because he takes me to have ribs. He says I'm the only girl he ever took out who actually ate anything on her plate, as opposed to pushing it around."
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"I was never a dangerous woman. I'm not the prissy blonde woman that could take your husband away."
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"I figure when you get married, it doesn't matter how much you earn or how much your husband earns, just as long as everything you do for the house is together, while still reserving some part of yourself to be yourself."
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"I'm not the one who was elected. I would never do anything to undermine my husband's point of view."
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"But on the other hand, I talked to a woman who was a working woman, and it was actually great for her, because she had her husband one week of the month and the other three weeks, while he was with his other wives, she got to pursue what she wanted to do."
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"I'm fairly in tune with what's private with my husband and with me."
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"My husband came up to Hot Rocks to check up on me, why is still unknown to me because if I was to cheat on him it wouldn't be in a neighborhood bar where he knows I am."
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