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Husband Quotes
"How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?"
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"I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting."
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"Sometimes I think my husband is so amazing that I don't know why he's with me. I don't know whether I'm good enough. But if I make him happy, then I'm everything I want to be."
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"Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended."
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"My husband was actually very keen that I would become a Bond girl."
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"Chazz Palminteri is just the ultimate screen husband."
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"Sometimes I have given my husband a manuscript to read that has turned out to have fantastic rave reviews and he'll tell me it is no good. Well, if I didn't know him as well as I know him I would be terribly depressed."
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"All my six husbands married me for different reasons."
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"I like to feel sexy. I know my husband thinks I'm sexy. I think he is too. But I don't go out half-naked with 'sex' written across my back."
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"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives."
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"And I find it very easy to memorize the scripts, which are so close to conversations my husband and I have."
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"You just have to keep on doing what you do. It's the lesson I get from my husband; he just says, Keep going. Start by starting."
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"A husband is what's left of a sweetheart after the nerve has been killed."
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"I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?"
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"Vadim was both my teacher and my husband. I placed myself entirely in his hands."
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"A woman's place in public is to sit beside her husband, be silent, and be sure her hat is on straight."
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"If you were out of a job and your kid needed diapers and your husband just left you, you would be so confused."
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"My husband thinks he's compromising if we have one cook instead of three."
6
"I'm not the one who was elected. I would never do anything to undermine my husband's point of view."
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"My husband does so many romantic things for me, it's absurd."
6
"My husband is a fall-away Catholic, but with a vengeance. He's actually more of a feminist than I am."
6
"But on the other hand, I talked to a woman who was a working woman, and it was actually great for her, because she had her husband one week of the month and the other three weeks, while he was with his other wives, she got to pursue what she wanted to do."
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"Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one."
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"A little in drink, but at all times your faithful husband."
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"I would never do anything to undermine my husband's point of view."
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"I really take pride in the relationship that I have with my husband."
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"I am happy to know that my husband regards me as a woman and a person."
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"I think there's something degrading about having a husband for a rival. It's humiliating if you fail and commonplace if you succeed."
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"I have a lifetime appointment and I intend to serve it. I expect to die at 110, shot by a jealous husband."
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"What does one tell a husband? One tells him nothing."
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"I figure when you get married, it doesn't matter how much you earn or how much your husband earns, just as long as everything you do for the house is together, while still reserving some part of yourself to be yourself."
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"But you know, it's not easy when your husband runs for president. I mean, it's not easy for me. I'm sure it's not easy for her. There's a lot of scrutiny on families that isn't always wanted."
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"I have finally become a husband and I am genuinely enjoying every moment of it."
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"My husband came up to Hot Rocks to check up on me, why is still unknown to me because if I was to cheat on him it wouldn't be in a neighborhood bar where he knows I am."
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"I know my husband really loves me because he takes me to have ribs. He says I'm the only girl he ever took out who actually ate anything on her plate, as opposed to pushing it around."
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"I was never a dangerous woman. I'm not the prissy blonde woman that could take your husband away."
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