"My former wife is a truly wonderful person."

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"I unfortunately don't speak French, but my wife is now fluent in English, which really reflects rather badly on me."

"Talking to my wife, we stare at each other, saying, 'How is this happening? Why is this happening? Why now?' It's nothing I ever aspired to."

"Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife."

"We had the boy's name picked out, but we didn't have a girl's. When he turned out to be a boy, we were so relieved. Literally, in the middle of contracting and pushing, and with my wife being drugged - out and half - lucid, we were still coming up with names."

"My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it."

"My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was."

"I prefer the word 'homemaker' because 'housewife' always implies that there may be a wife someplace else."

"What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife."

"My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light."

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