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Kids Quotes


"I think if you look at Andre then and now, you look at two different models. Of course it's personal preference, I think Andre now is a great role model for the kids. He has started training differently than he was before, and so on and so on."


"I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn't want to see my kids do the same thing."


"When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit."


"In certain ways it is incredibly damaging considering the stuff I did before certainly wasn't for kids."
Kids,


"I don't want little kids reading my comics."


"I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'."


"No one really wants to send their kids off to die for oil."



"Each one of us has to take responsibility for reality, and present it so that kids will grow up familiar with that and say, OK. I've seen that before. I'm not afraid of it."


"This is the other thing: we make the cost of raising kids higher than it has to be just because we feel they need all this stuff, like gadgets, certain schools, and activities that are nice but aren't really necessary."



"I've been a schoolteacher. I always try to get the kids to finish talking before the next one starts."



"I've deliberately tried to calm myself down because eventually I want to be a good role model to my kids."


"Too many kids today are playing major league ball and don't belong there."



"Will Smith is young, he's cool and my kids have his CDs."


"Anything that was perverse and silly would be Kids in the Hall."


"Thousands of kids and parents come up to us and say, How do we get better as a singer?"


"I've been very fortunate to be able to use my series as a platform to show a good message for the kids."
Kids,



"It's great, because different groups of kids can laugh at each other and still enjoy the show."
Kids,



"I would take plays and I would cut out all the other dialogue and make long monologues because I felt the other kids weren't taking it as seriously as I did."
Kids,



"I'm not against watching myself, but I miss a lot of it. I've got two little kids who we don't let watch TV."
Kids,


"I was definitely different from the other kids... I was more ambitious. I knew what I liked and what I wanted, and I worked really hard. I was a very serious kid."
Kids,


"We were just a bunch of high school kids who got into the Ramones together."


"But now I have a lot of little kids who watched Invader Zim whenever they could find it on television."


"It's nice to know you're working on something that will mean something to kids."


"I advise all the young kids to not overwork. You can't be out there blowing hard. You have to pace yourself."
Kids,


"I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me."
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