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Kids Quotes


"I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn't want to see my kids do the same thing."


"I think if you look at Andre then and now, you look at two different models. Of course it's personal preference, I think Andre now is a great role model for the kids. He has started training differently than he was before, and so on and so on."


"When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit."


"In certain ways it is incredibly damaging considering the stuff I did before certainly wasn't for kids."
Kids,


"I don't want little kids reading my comics."


"Each one of us has to take responsibility for reality, and present it so that kids will grow up familiar with that and say, OK. I've seen that before. I'm not afraid of it."


"No one really wants to send their kids off to die for oil."


"Thousands of kids and parents come up to us and say, How do we get better as a singer?"


"I've deliberately tried to calm myself down because eventually I want to be a good role model to my kids."


"I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'."


"I was definitely different from the other kids... I was more ambitious. I knew what I liked and what I wanted, and I worked really hard. I was a very serious kid."
Kids,


"I've been a schoolteacher. I always try to get the kids to finish talking before the next one starts."


"Anything that was perverse and silly would be Kids in the Hall."


"But now I have a lot of little kids who watched Invader Zim whenever they could find it on television."


"I've been very fortunate to be able to use my series as a platform to show a good message for the kids."
Kids,


"Sometimes I'm asked by kids why I condemn marijuana when I haven't tried it. The greatest obstetricians in the world have never been pregnant."


"The easiest way to convince my kids that they don't really need something is to get it for them."
Kids,


"I've taught statistics, math courses and what I've found is that often if you teach them algebraically the formulas, you'll have one group of kids doing well."


"This is the other thing: we make the cost of raising kids higher than it has to be just because we feel they need all this stuff, like gadgets, certain schools, and activities that are nice but aren't really necessary."


"I want my permanent address to be in Oklahoma. Someday, when I get married and I have kids, that's where I want to raise my kids."


"I think kids slowly begin to realize that what they're learning relates to other things they know. Then learning starts to get more and more exciting."



"It's great, because different groups of kids can laugh at each other and still enjoy the show."
Kids,


"I would take plays and I would cut out all the other dialogue and make long monologues because I felt the other kids weren't taking it as seriously as I did."
Kids,


"Will Smith is young, he's cool and my kids have his CDs."
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