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Kids Quotes


"I think if you look at Andre then and now, you look at two different models. Of course it's personal preference, I think Andre now is a great role model for the kids. He has started training differently than he was before, and so on and so on."


"I don't want little kids reading my comics."


"In certain ways it is incredibly damaging considering the stuff I did before certainly wasn't for kids."
Kids,


"Each one of us has to take responsibility for reality, and present it so that kids will grow up familiar with that and say, OK. I've seen that before. I'm not afraid of it."


"I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn't want to see my kids do the same thing."


"I've been very fortunate to be able to use my series as a platform to show a good message for the kids."
Kids,


"No one really wants to send their kids off to die for oil."


"I've deliberately tried to calm myself down because eventually I want to be a good role model to my kids."


"I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'."


"I would take plays and I would cut out all the other dialogue and make long monologues because I felt the other kids weren't taking it as seriously as I did."
Kids,


"We'd go to the fraternity house. It was a good place to practice. But we really wanted the kids to overhear us. And whoever heard us would go nuts over it."


"Actually, the kids at school don't treat me any differently at all just because I'm on television."


"The easiest way to convince my kids that they don't really need something is to get it for them."
Kids,


"I've been a schoolteacher. I always try to get the kids to finish talking before the next one starts."


"But now I have a lot of little kids who watched Invader Zim whenever they could find it on television."


"I think a lot of the problem is that at 8 o'clock there's nothing on for kids."



"It's great, because different groups of kids can laugh at each other and still enjoy the show."
Kids,


"Kids don't have ruts yet that adults have carved into their minds. They're born logical. Crooked thinking has to be taught."


"When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit."


"I'm not against watching myself, but I miss a lot of it. I've got two little kids who we don't let watch TV."
Kids,


"I don't watch a lot of TV anymore. A lot of it isn't the kind of thing you can feel comfortable with watching with your kids. And I still feel that way even though, now, my kids are in their 30s."
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