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"The husband and wife are one, and that one is the husband."
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"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
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"I met my wife by breaking two of my rules: never date a girl seriously that you meet at a nightclub and never date a fan."
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"He asked why and I said, 'Because Gwyneth has a fat suit, my wife has a fat suit - I don't get a fat suit?' He looked at me and said, 'You mean you don't have one on?'"
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"Finding a good band is Iike finding a good wife. You got to keep trying till you find the right one."
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"It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass."
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"My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was."
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"I promise to be an excellent husband, but give me a wife who, like the moon, will not appear every day in my sky."
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"Choose a wife rather by your ear than your eye."
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"My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way."
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"My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light."
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"The Royal Navy of England hath ever been its greatest defense and ornament; it is its ancient and natural strength; the floating bulwark of the island."
Strength


"No enactment of man can be considered law unless it conforms to the law of God."
God


"So great moreover is the regard of the law for private property, that it will not authorize the least violation of it; no, not even for the general good of the whole community."
Community


"The law, which restrains a man from doing mischief to his fellow citizens, though it diminishes the natural, increases the civil liberty of mankind."
Law


"The husband and wife are one, and that one is the husband."
Wife


"Free men have arms; slaves do not."
Men


"The public good is in nothing more essentially interested, than in the protection of every individual's private rights."
Rights


"That the king can do no wrong is a necessary and fundamental principle of the English constitution."
Constitution


"Men was formed for society, and is neither capable of living alone, nor has the courage to do it."
Men
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