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Divorce Quotes
"He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house."
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"Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles."
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"I have a long track record of really horrible relationships and a divorce behind me; so I'm not the guy to ask. I just got really fortunate with this one."
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"She would go to Memphis and this was after our divorce. And I would send her to Memphis to be with him."
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"To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while."
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"Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers."
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"Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass."
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"I'm old, but I'm still cute and strong. And very butch."
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"Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash."
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"A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table."
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"In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers."
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"Being divorced does not necessarily make one's advice on marriage useless - or useful."
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"What's going to be hard for me is to try to divorce myself as much as possible from what I wrote. I'll have to approach it simply as raw material and try to craft a film script out of it."
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"Divorce is a by-product of the fact that maybe the nuclear unit is gone."
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"Divorce is an expensive punishment love gets when it fails."
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"There's never a right or wrong side in a divorce case, but, given the human capacity for hate, the breakup of a legal relationship so tied to emotion often brought out the worst in people."
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