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Rodney Dangerfield

"My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met."

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Donna Grant

"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."

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Donna Grant

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."

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Donna Grant

"Agnes Darling, if such should be we never meet again, while firing my last shot, I will gently breathe the name of my wife - Agnes - and with wishes even for my enemies I will make the plunge and try to swim to the other shore."

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Donna Grant

"We can't thank Dave enough. He could call me if my wife was about to have a baby and tell me he needed tonight for his show and I'd find some way to get her to let me head to New York."

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Donna Grant

"I think it all comes down to relationships - how I treat my wife, how I treat my kids, how I treat the guys at the grocery store, all aspects of every day, what I'm involved in."

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Donna Grant

"I had been in a film, playing a young British aristocrat. My wife told me that she was invited to a dinner and she invited me to dinner and the hostess had seen me and said, 'You cannot bring him.' but I think that I've done enough to shatter the image."

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Donna Grant

"And I had to take care of a little dog too named Suzy. It was the promoter's wife's - Judy Lynn's - it was her dog. And one of my duties going on the tour was to take care of it."

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Donna Grant

"Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife."

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Donna Grant

"The studio rented a house for my wife in Los Angeles under a phony name to keep reporters away. Whenever I wanted to visit her and my children, I would have to sneak in the back door after dark."

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Donna Grant

"I got a wife who likes expensive things, so she takes all the cash."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it."

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