"My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met."

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"My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met."

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"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."

"Agnes Darling, if such should be we never meet again, while firing my last shot, I will gently breathe the name of my wife - Agnes - and with wishes even for my enemies I will make the plunge and try to swim to the other shore."

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"I had been in a film, playing a young British aristocrat. My wife told me that she was invited to a dinner and she invited me to dinner and the hostess had seen me and said, 'You cannot bring him.' but I think that I've done enough to shatter the image."

"And I had to take care of a little dog too named Suzy. It was the promoter's wife's - Judy Lynn's - it was her dog. And one of my duties going on the tour was to take care of it."

"My wife and I have always trusted each other, and I have to thank her strength."

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