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"We had the boy's name picked out, but we didn't have a girl's. When he turned out to be a boy, we were so relieved. Literally, in the middle of contracting and pushing, and with my wife being drugged - out and half - lucid, we were still coming up with names."
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"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."
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"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
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"Agnes Darling, if such should be we never meet again, while firing my last shot, I will gently breathe the name of my wife - Agnes - and with wishes even for my enemies I will make the plunge and try to swim to the other shore."
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"We can't thank Dave enough. He could call me if my wife was about to have a baby and tell me he needed tonight for his show and I'd find some way to get her to let me head to New York."
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"I think it all comes down to relationships - how I treat my wife, how I treat my kids, how I treat the guys at the grocery store, all aspects of every day, what I'm involved in."
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"I had been in a film, playing a young British aristocrat. My wife told me that she was invited to a dinner and she invited me to dinner and the hostess had seen me and said, 'You cannot bring him.' but I think that I've done enough to shatter the image."
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"And I had to take care of a little dog too named Suzy. It was the promoter's wife's - Judy Lynn's - it was her dog. And one of my duties going on the tour was to take care of it."
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"My wife and I have always trusted each other, and I have to thank her strength."
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"Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife."
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"I don't have a warm personal enemy left. They've all died off. I miss them terribly because they helped define me."
Enemy
"Nature abhors a virgin - a frozen asset."
Nature
"Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount."
Courage
"Censorship, like charity, should begin at home, but, unlike charity, it should end there."
Home
"A man has only one escape from his old self: to see a different self in the mirror of some woman's eyes."
Eye
"They say that women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men."
Men
"But if God had wanted us to think just with our wombs, why did He give us a brain?"
God
"But if God wanted us to think with our wombs, why did he give us a brain."
God
"Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, and lessens the frictions of social contacts."
Ego
"You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother."
Mother
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