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"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."
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"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
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"We can't thank Dave enough. He could call me if my wife was about to have a baby and tell me he needed tonight for his show and I'd find some way to get her to let me head to New York."
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"I think it all comes down to relationships - how I treat my wife, how I treat my kids, how I treat the guys at the grocery store, all aspects of every day, what I'm involved in."
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"I had been in a film, playing a young British aristocrat. My wife told me that she was invited to a dinner and she invited me to dinner and the hostess had seen me and said, 'You cannot bring him.' but I think that I've done enough to shatter the image."
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"And I had to take care of a little dog too named Suzy. It was the promoter's wife's - Judy Lynn's - it was her dog. And one of my duties going on the tour was to take care of it."
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"The studio rented a house for my wife in Los Angeles under a phony name to keep reporters away. Whenever I wanted to visit her and my children, I would have to sneak in the back door after dark."
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"I got a wife who likes expensive things, so she takes all the cash."
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"You know, grieve your wife, this is an impulsive thing and you have no idea the kind of trouble you're getting yourself into it. And of course he doesn't listen to me and he adopts this child."
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"My wife thinks I'm completely mad."
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"Nature abhors a virgin - a frozen asset."
Nature

"Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount."
Courage

"But if God had wanted us to think just with our wombs, why did He give us a brain?"
God

"You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother."
Mother

"There are no hopeless situations; there are only men who have grown hopeless about them."
Men

"The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face."
Politicians

"In the final analysis there is no other solution to man's progress but the day's honest work, the day's honest decision, the day's generous utterances, and the day's good deed."
Work

"A woman's best protection is a little money of her own."
Money

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable."
Money

"The women who inspired this play deserved to be smacked across the head with a meat ax and that, I flatter myself, is exactly what I smacked them with."
Woman
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