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"There's quite a lot of bad stuff written about me. My wife even says a lot of bad stuff about me. But she is wonderful."
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"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
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"We can't thank Dave enough. He could call me if my wife was about to have a baby and tell me he needed tonight for his show and I'd find some way to get her to let me head to New York."
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"I think it all comes down to relationships - how I treat my wife, how I treat my kids, how I treat the guys at the grocery store, all aspects of every day, what I'm involved in."
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"I got a wife who likes expensive things, so she takes all the cash."
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"I know at the beginning of our careers, my wife and I were gut wrenchingly competitive."
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"The greatest king of Israel, King David, the author of the Psalms, sent a man out to die in battle so that he could sleep with his wife."
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"If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter."
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"A man's best fortune, or his worst, is his wife."
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"Do you want to be an artist and a writer, or a wife and a lover? With kids, your focus changes. I don't want to go to PTA meetings."
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"My wife and I are affiliated with a temple here in Los Angeles. We feel very close to the congregation and to the rabbi, who happens to be my wife's cousin and who I admire greatly. I talk to him regularly but I consider myself more spiritual than religious."
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"January is the garbage can of movies in America, directly after all the Oscar contenders have been out."
Movies
"Things are not quite what they seem always. Don't start me on class, otherwise you'll get a four-hour lecture."
Class
"A lot of my best parts I've been the second choice for, so you never get too egotistical about anything."
Choice
"I started with the firm conviction that when I came to the end, I wanted to be regretting the things that I had done, not the things I hadn't."
Conviction
"I'm the audience's representative on earth."
Earth
"I wouldn't make an anti-American film. I'm one of the most pro-American foreigners I know. I love America and Americans."
Love
"I'm every bourgeois nightmare - a Cockney with intelligence and a million dollars."
Intelligence
"I read books like mad, but I am careful to to let anything I read influence me."
Books
"The best research for playing a drunk is being a British actor for 20 years."
Actor
"Anyone can write. But comedy, you've got to do some writing. You get one comedy script to every 20 dramas."
Comedy
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