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"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."
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"Talking to my wife, we stare at each other, saying, 'How is this happening? Why is this happening? Why now?' It's nothing I ever aspired to."
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"You know, grieve your wife, this is an impulsive thing and you have no idea the kind of trouble you're getting yourself into it. And of course he doesn't listen to me and he adopts this child."
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"I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three seconds. I've even forgotten my wife's name on occasion."
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"Caesar's wife should be above suspicion."
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"It's about a young man who has climbed to fame and he discovers that his writing and the relationship with his wife are really more important for him than anything else."
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"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe."
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"Next door, there's an old man who lived to his nineties and one day passed away in his sleep. And his wife, she stayed for a couple of days and passed away. I'm sorry, I know that's a strange way to tell you that I know we belong."
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"I had been in a film, playing a young British aristocrat. My wife told me that she was invited to a dinner and she invited me to dinner and the hostess had seen me and said, 'You cannot bring him.' but I think that I've done enough to shatter the image."
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"One thing my wife says is bad about me, is that I still care too much."
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"If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife."
Wife
"I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around."
Car
"Never trust sheep."
Trust
"I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe."
Home
"The first rule to living in America is 'Stop tap dancing, you fool!'."
America
"I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States."
President
"I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982."
Control
"If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me."
Man
"When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda."
Love
"Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana."
Eating
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