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"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."
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"I know at the beginning of our careers, my wife and I were gut wrenchingly competitive."
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"Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first."
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"Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you."
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"A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together."
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"Do you want to be an artist and a writer, or a wife and a lover? With kids, your focus changes. I don't want to go to PTA meetings."
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"Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge."
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"I'm still very close friends with his first wife, Neile, who is now remarried."
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"My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way."
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"I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three seconds. I've even forgotten my wife's name on occasion."
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"When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda."
Love
"Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana."
Eating
"Never trust sheep."
Trust
"I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe."
Home
"If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian."
Rap
"I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982."
Control
"What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess."
Chess
"I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around."
Car
"The first rule to living in America is 'Stop tap dancing, you fool!'."
America
"If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!"
Man
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