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Golf Quotes
"I wore that same shirt yesterday playing golf. There goes the Nike account."
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"While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake."
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"You know the way I play golf, it's a good I do these things for charities."
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"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air."
Golf,
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"I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball."
Golf,
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"I understand why marriages break up over golf. I can't even talk about my own handicap because it's too upsetting."
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"You know, the Oscar I was awarded for The Untouchables is a wonderful thing, but I can honestly say that I'd rather have won the U.S. Open Golf Tournament."
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"But we do have a golf course near by and I play fairly regularly."
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"Golf has become so manicured, so perfect. The greens, the fairways. I don't like golf carts. I like walking. Some clubs won't let you in unless you have a caddy and a cart."
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"It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you play?"
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"A golf course is nothing but a pool room moved outdoors."
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"Almost a quarter of our planet is a single mountain range and we didn't enter it until after Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin went to the moon. So we went to the moon, played golf up there, before we went to the largest feature on our own planet."
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"Playing golf is like learning a foreign language."
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