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Night Quotes


"When she was in United States, we maintained contact, we talked to each other on the phone, almost every night. And there was one occasion I tried to fix this video conferencing but somehow it did not come out very well enough so better to talk on the phone."


"Every single night I'm nervous. You never know how the audience is going to react."


"Wednesday a junior came to me, and told me I was to be hazed as I left the Opera House Friday night."


"Turn up your radio. Watch lots of telly and eat loads of choc. Feel guilty. Stay up all night. Learn everything in six hours that has taken you two years to compile. That's how I did it."


"It often happens that I wake up at night and begin to think about a serious problem and decide I must tell the Pope about it. Then I wake up completely and remember that I am the Pope."


"The thing is, playing with us, whoever was the left winger had to come to play every night because that's the way it was. Charlie came in and he just fit that role - big and strong around the net."


"I have been away a great deal in the daytime, occasionally at night."


"It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special."


"Night fell clean and cold in Dublin, and wind moaned beyond my room as if a million pipes played the air."


"I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator."


"I've done that I was touring a couple of years ago with R. Kelly and the Lillith Fair, I would do the late night underground gigs as well because it's always around those times that there was a hot song, either on the radio or in the clubs, it would just be simultaneous."


"I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them."


"You have a different crowd every night, so you should do a different show to suit them. I tailor the show to their mood."


"The night I announced I was getting married, Daddy paced for hours on the porch."


"They got all the size over there, and the teams are really good, so, I think night after night you're just going to have to be ready to lace them up and be ready to play. The teams out there are really good."


"I started working when I was seven and I was working for five dollars a night at the Met."


"Last night I dreamed of a small consolation enjoyed only by the blind: Nobody knows the trouble I've not seen!"


"On a good night, I get underwear, bras, and hotel-room keys thrown onstage... You start to think that you're Tom Jones."


"I was discriminated against because I was Jewish, Italian, black and Puerto Rican. But maybe the worst prejudice I experienced was against the poor. I grew up on welfare and often had to move in the middle of the night because we couldn't pay the rent."


"Twilight, a timid, fawn, went glimmering by, and Night, the dark-blue hunter, followed fast."


"Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive."


"There's no twilight in the tropics. Night falls like a curtain."


"Every night is different, you never know what it's going to be like. I remember every night. I don't like to compare them."


"The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost."


"From that night on, wherever Barney and I went UFOs paced us."


"Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low."


"We had to decide: Do we want to do Saturday Night or go to our Senior Prom? We opted for Saturday Night Live."


"My dear doctor, I am surprised to hear you say that I am coughing very badly, as I have been practising all night."


"When I read the script sometimes, it's like 'Christ! Enough!' I can't sleep at night sometimes. There's the occasional script that just hammers you, that you can't shower off."


"Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone."


"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."


"I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific."
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