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Luis Guzman

"I always wondered if you clone your wife and have the cloned wife on the moon and the real wife down here, would that be considered cheating?"

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"I always wondered if you clone your wife and have the cloned wife on the moon and the real wife down here, would that be considered cheating?"

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