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"Most nights I end up wearing a wife beater T-shirt and boxers."
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"Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife."
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"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."
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"If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter."
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"He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows."
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"Now I need to take a piece of wood and make it sound like the railroad track, but I also had to make it beautiful and lovable so that a person playing it would think of it in terms of his mistress, a bartender, his wife, a good psychiatrist - whatever."
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"I think it all comes down to relationships - how I treat my wife, how I treat my kids, how I treat the guys at the grocery store, all aspects of every day, what I'm involved in."
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"Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge."
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"But when we have families, when we have children, this gives us a purpose for being, to protect our children, to avoid going to jail because if I'm in jail, who looks after my children, who's there for my wife?"
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"My wife thinks I'm completely mad."
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"We can't thank Dave enough. He could call me if my wife was about to have a baby and tell me he needed tonight for his show and I'd find some way to get her to let me head to New York."
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"Living in L.A., everyone likes to mold you and change you. I don't care about fame, I don't care about being a celebrity. I know that's part of the job, but I don't feed into anyone's idea of who I should be."
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"Most nights I end up wearing a wife beater T-shirt and boxers."
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"My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you have no clue what you're doing."
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"There's no such thing as a perfect guy. I think it would be strange if somebody was absolutely everything you always wanted, because then there'd be no challenge. Also, you'd feel inferior."
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"I thought it was my job to give all the boys their first kiss."
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"I've got cousins galore. Mexicans just spread all their seeds. And the women just pop them out."
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