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Writer Quotes


"It is one test of a fully developed writer that he reminds us of no one but himself."


"I just have a thing for writers. Maybe it because I'm just so not a writer."


"I did what most writers do when something happens that's overwhelming, fascinating, moving, all of that. I didn't know what else to do about it except write about it."



"As a very experienced writer once told me, 'It's in the rewrites'."


"Writers are good at plucking out what they need here and there."


"All the great writers root their characters in true human behaviour."



"There's a certain possessiveness of writers sometimes."



"Every writer I've ever spoken to feels fraudulent in some way or other."


"I think new writers everywhere need opportunities to get published."



"I did a series called Ned and Stacey for two years for Fox back in the 90s. I was writer on it as well as a producer, and it was very important to me that there were no contemporary references."


"I spend days with writers' block. It is a problem."


"There are times when the writers ask us to improvise. Sometimes the animators are inspired by what you do, and sometimes you are inspired by what the animators do."


"I'm a writer, and what I do is write. I wasn't able to do anything else."


"If I have any regrets, I could say that I'm sorry I wasn't a better writer or a better singer."


"And you find as a writer there are certain spots on the planet where you write better than others, and I believe in that. And New Orleans is one of them."


"I would say the next imminent hot writers are often the writers from the decade before you were born."


"I'm a performer, comedian, entertainer, writer and director."



"Most writers like to maintain some sort of anonymity. For me, making videos was an assault."


"How many authors are there among writers? Author means originator."


"I think of myself as a writer who happens to be doing his writing as an anthropologist."


"Writers never feel comfortable having labels attached to them, however accurate they are."


"Most writers can write, most rock 'n rollers cannot."


"Good writers borrow from other writers. Great writers steal from them outright."


"One thing I can tell you is this, that I am not a methodical writer."


"I was never really a writer, I was always more of a performer."


"A lot of our writers, like Conan O'Brien, moved on to other things."



"The Rift, which was well over a thousand pages of manuscript, took two years."


"Anybody can direct, but there are only eleven good writers."


"The so-called feminist writers were disgusted with me. I did my thing, and so I guess by feminist standards I'm a feminist. That suits me fine."


"Great writers arrive among us like new diseases threatening, powerful, impatient for patients to pick up their virus, irresistible."



"TV writing is different than other mediums, involving the writer."


"A writer is not a confectioner, a cosmetic dealer, or an entertainer."



"I didn't go out of my way to get into this movie stuff. I think of myself as a writer."
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