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"My new movie, Fools Rush In, is a romantic comedy and the girl I play in that is very warm, very sweet."
Salma Hayek
"My new movie, Fools Rush In, is a romantic comedy and the girl I play in that is very warm, very sweet."
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"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."
Mel Brooks
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."
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"Dying is easy; comedy is hard."
Donald Wolfit
"Dying is easy; comedy is hard."
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"I own four copies of Robin WIlliams's Live on Broadway comedy special for HBO. One in Wilmington, one in L.A., one in my trailer, and one at my parents' house. I can watch it over and over again and it never gets old. He is the funniest, wittiest man on the planet!"
Sophia Bush
"I own four copies of Robin WIlliams's Live on Broadway comedy special for HBO. One in Wilmington, one in L.A., one in my trailer, and one at my parents' house. I can watch it over and over again and it never gets old. He is the funniest, wittiest man on the planet!"
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"Friends applaud, the comedy is over."
Ludwig van Beethoven
"Friends applaud, the comedy is over."
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"Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice."
Dick Cavett
"Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice."
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"The English never smash in a face. They merely refrain from asking it to dinner."
Margaret Halsey
"The English never smash in a face. They merely refrain from asking it to dinner."
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"Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable."
Paul Lynde
"Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable."
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"All the jokes in my films, the comedy, they're not me, I just try to hold a big mirror up to us."
Yahoo Serious
"All the jokes in my films, the comedy, they're not me, I just try to hold a big mirror up to us."
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"You know, stand-up comedy is where I pretty much started out."
Brion James
"You know, stand-up comedy is where I pretty much started out."
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"There is no essential difference between the material of comedy and tragedy. All depends on the point of view of the dramatist, which, by clever emphasis, he tries to make the point of view of his audience."
George P. Baker
"There is no essential difference between the material of comedy and tragedy. All depends on the point of view of the dramatist, which, by clever emphasis, he tries to make the point of view of his audience."
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"The human comedy is always tragic, but since its ingredients are always the same - dupe, fox, straight, like burlesque skits - the repetition through the ages is comedy."
Dawn Powell
"The human comedy is always tragic, but since its ingredients are always the same - dupe, fox, straight, like burlesque skits - the repetition through the ages is comedy."
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"In comedy, something may be more absurd, but you have to believe just as much as you do when you're doing drama."
Jenna Elfman
"In comedy, something may be more absurd, but you have to believe just as much as you do when you're doing drama."
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"One always writes comedy at the moment of deepest hysteria."
V. S. Naipaul
"One always writes comedy at the moment of deepest hysteria."
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"If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs."
Tina Fey
"If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs."
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"I do comedy shows. I make fun of myself, first of all."
Steve Burton
"I do comedy shows. I make fun of myself, first of all."
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"The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else."
Aaron Allston
"The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else."
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"We participate in a tragedy; at a comedy we only look."
Aldous Huxley
"We participate in a tragedy; at a comedy we only look."
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"I think so. I can't think of anything that requires more finesse than comedy, both from a verbal and visual point of view."
Stacy Keach
"I think so. I can't think of anything that requires more finesse than comedy, both from a verbal and visual point of view."
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"In tragedy every moment is eternity; in comedy, eternity is a moment."
Christopher Fry
"In tragedy every moment is eternity; in comedy, eternity is a moment."
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"It proved to me, though, that comedy is so much harder."
Jenna Elfman
"It proved to me, though, that comedy is so much harder."
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"If you want good sketches, go pick up Sid Caesar. The best of Your Show of Shows. That's the greatest sketch comedy you'll ever see on television."
Jamie Farr
"If you want good sketches, go pick up Sid Caesar. The best of Your Show of Shows. That's the greatest sketch comedy you'll ever see on television."
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"Someone I've always admired is Catherine O'Hara... I think she's one of the best actresses in the country, not only comedy. I just think she's just a step aside from everybody, she's just wonderful."
Fred Willard
"Someone I've always admired is Catherine O'Hara... I think she's one of the best actresses in the country, not only comedy. I just think she's just a step aside from everybody, she's just wonderful."
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"I'm really not feeling one way or the other with comedy or drama, I'm just sort of doing projects that I've been finding really fun to be a part of."
John Krasinski
"I'm really not feeling one way or the other with comedy or drama, I'm just sort of doing projects that I've been finding really fun to be a part of."
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"I would like to do maybe a smaller romantic comedy."
Linda Fiorentino
"I would like to do maybe a smaller romantic comedy."
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"I did sketch comedy for years. I've always enjoyed it."
Jamie Farr
"I did sketch comedy for years. I've always enjoyed it."
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"Blonde is dumb comedy, red hair is smart, sexy comedy."
Lisa Kudrow
"Blonde is dumb comedy, red hair is smart, sexy comedy."
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"Anyone can write. But comedy, you've got to do some writing. You get one comedy script to every 20 dramas."
Michael Caine
"Anyone can write. But comedy, you've got to do some writing. You get one comedy script to every 20 dramas."
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"Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive."
"Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive."
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"Comedy is so hard; it's so much harder than drama. The pacing of it, the energy of it."
Josh Lucas
"Comedy is so hard; it's so much harder than drama. The pacing of it, the energy of it."
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"After the Rodgers and Hammerstein revolution, songs became part of the story, as opposed to just entertainments in between comedy scenes."
Stephen Sondheim
"After the Rodgers and Hammerstein revolution, songs became part of the story, as opposed to just entertainments in between comedy scenes."
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"Most modern comedy is crap."
Adrian Edmondson
"Most modern comedy is crap."
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"A straight factor is important in any comedy, because you need something to tee it up and also to ground it."
Jason Bateman
"A straight factor is important in any comedy, because you need something to tee it up and also to ground it."
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"All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl."
Charlie Chaplin
"All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl."
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"I had a terrible job letting me do anything that wasn't comedy."
Val Guest
"I had a terrible job letting me do anything that wasn't comedy."
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"To be perfectly honest, drama is a lot simpler than comedy."
Nikki Cox
"To be perfectly honest, drama is a lot simpler than comedy."
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"All I mean is, I'm not the kind of audience comedy directors want at a test screening because I seldom laugh, and if I do, it's not very loud. That doesn't mean I don't like the movie."
Todd Solondz
"All I mean is, I'm not the kind of audience comedy directors want at a test screening because I seldom laugh, and if I do, it's not very loud. That doesn't mean I don't like the movie."
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"Socialism is a fraud, a comedy, a phantom, a blackmail."
Benito Mussolini
"Socialism is a fraud, a comedy, a phantom, a blackmail."
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"I am a big fan of the TV series Taxi which combined comedy and pathos better than any other show I've seen."
Douglas Wood
"I am a big fan of the TV series Taxi which combined comedy and pathos better than any other show I've seen."
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"It is really hard to do comedy; it takes a lot of energy and focus. It's rather like music: It's a lot of hitting notes precisely."
Christine Baranski
"It is really hard to do comedy; it takes a lot of energy and focus. It's rather like music: It's a lot of hitting notes precisely."
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"You're at the top of your game if you do comedy."
Hector Elizondo
"You're at the top of your game if you do comedy."
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"I used to write bits and pieces of comedy material for various comics that were at the Windmill... as well as my film job, I was under contract, I was allowed to do that and everything."
Val Guest
"I used to write bits and pieces of comedy material for various comics that were at the Windmill... as well as my film job, I was under contract, I was allowed to do that and everything."
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"Drama or comedy programming is still the surest way for advertisers to reach a mass audience. Once that changes, all bets are off."
Dick Wolf
"Drama or comedy programming is still the surest way for advertisers to reach a mass audience. Once that changes, all bets are off."
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"The violence or the vaudeville style of comedy is a technique all by itself. You get up there, and you are a comedian, and you're doing one thing. That is, you're going to make the audience laugh."
Leslie Nielsen
"The violence or the vaudeville style of comedy is a technique all by itself. You get up there, and you are a comedian, and you're doing one thing. That is, you're going to make the audience laugh."
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"I would recommend that anyone who wants to do comedy on TV to do radio first."
David Walliams
"I would recommend that anyone who wants to do comedy on TV to do radio first."
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"I left Indiana, and I ain't been back since. I've been doing comedy and paying my bills."
Mike Epps
"I left Indiana, and I ain't been back since. I've been doing comedy and paying my bills."
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"Physical comedy is my favorite thing in the world to do."
Jason Biggs
"Physical comedy is my favorite thing in the world to do."
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"Nobody should try to play comedy unless they have a circus going on inside."
Ernst Lubitsch
"Nobody should try to play comedy unless they have a circus going on inside."
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"If you elect a matinee idol mayor, you're going to have a musical comedy administration."
Robert Moses
"If you elect a matinee idol mayor, you're going to have a musical comedy administration."
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"With While You Were Sleeping, it was so much fun and such a Cinderella story, that I didn't want to do another romantic comedy. I wanted to do the opposite."
Bill Pullman
"With While You Were Sleeping, it was so much fun and such a Cinderella story, that I didn't want to do another romantic comedy. I wanted to do the opposite."
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