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"Dying is easy; comedy is hard."
Donald Wolfit
"Dying is easy; comedy is hard."
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"My new movie, Fools Rush In, is a romantic comedy and the girl I play in that is very warm, very sweet."
Salma Hayek
"My new movie, Fools Rush In, is a romantic comedy and the girl I play in that is very warm, very sweet."
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"In comedy, something may be more absurd, but you have to believe just as much as you do when you're doing drama."
Jenna Elfman
"In comedy, something may be more absurd, but you have to believe just as much as you do when you're doing drama."
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"I own four copies of Robin WIlliams's Live on Broadway comedy special for HBO. One in Wilmington, one in L.A., one in my trailer, and one at my parents' house. I can watch it over and over again and it never gets old. He is the funniest, wittiest man on the planet!"
Sophia Bush
"I own four copies of Robin WIlliams's Live on Broadway comedy special for HBO. One in Wilmington, one in L.A., one in my trailer, and one at my parents' house. I can watch it over and over again and it never gets old. He is the funniest, wittiest man on the planet!"
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"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."
Mel Brooks
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."
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"One always writes comedy at the moment of deepest hysteria."
V. S. Naipaul
"One always writes comedy at the moment of deepest hysteria."
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"Most modern comedy is crap."
Adrian Edmondson
"Most modern comedy is crap."
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"The human comedy is always tragic, but since its ingredients are always the same - dupe, fox, straight, like burlesque skits - the repetition through the ages is comedy."
Dawn Powell
"The human comedy is always tragic, but since its ingredients are always the same - dupe, fox, straight, like burlesque skits - the repetition through the ages is comedy."
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"The violence or the vaudeville style of comedy is a technique all by itself. You get up there, and you are a comedian, and you're doing one thing. That is, you're going to make the audience laugh."
Leslie Nielsen
"The violence or the vaudeville style of comedy is a technique all by itself. You get up there, and you are a comedian, and you're doing one thing. That is, you're going to make the audience laugh."
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"Friends applaud, the comedy is over."
Ludwig van Beethoven
"Friends applaud, the comedy is over."
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"We participate in a tragedy; at a comedy we only look."
Aldous Huxley
"We participate in a tragedy; at a comedy we only look."
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"The English never smash in a face. They merely refrain from asking it to dinner."
Margaret Halsey
"The English never smash in a face. They merely refrain from asking it to dinner."
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"Socialism is a fraud, a comedy, a phantom, a blackmail."
Benito Mussolini
"Socialism is a fraud, a comedy, a phantom, a blackmail."
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"I've mainly been in dramas, so this is one of my first comedy kind of performances in Cecil B. Demented."
Stephen Dorff
"I've mainly been in dramas, so this is one of my first comedy kind of performances in Cecil B. Demented."
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"All I mean is, I'm not the kind of audience comedy directors want at a test screening because I seldom laugh, and if I do, it's not very loud. That doesn't mean I don't like the movie."
Todd Solondz
"All I mean is, I'm not the kind of audience comedy directors want at a test screening because I seldom laugh, and if I do, it's not very loud. That doesn't mean I don't like the movie."
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"I think so. I can't think of anything that requires more finesse than comedy, both from a verbal and visual point of view."
Stacy Keach
"I think so. I can't think of anything that requires more finesse than comedy, both from a verbal and visual point of view."
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"I would recommend that anyone who wants to do comedy on TV to do radio first."
David Walliams
"I would recommend that anyone who wants to do comedy on TV to do radio first."
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"All the jokes in my films, the comedy, they're not me, I just try to hold a big mirror up to us."
Yahoo Serious
"All the jokes in my films, the comedy, they're not me, I just try to hold a big mirror up to us."
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"Comedy is so hard; it's so much harder than drama. The pacing of it, the energy of it."
Josh Lucas
"Comedy is so hard; it's so much harder than drama. The pacing of it, the energy of it."
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"Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable."
Paul Lynde
"Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable."
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"With While You Were Sleeping, it was so much fun and such a Cinderella story, that I didn't want to do another romantic comedy. I wanted to do the opposite."
Bill Pullman
"With While You Were Sleeping, it was so much fun and such a Cinderella story, that I didn't want to do another romantic comedy. I wanted to do the opposite."
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"If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs."
Tina Fey
"If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs."
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"I'm really not feeling one way or the other with comedy or drama, I'm just sort of doing projects that I've been finding really fun to be a part of."
John Krasinski
"I'm really not feeling one way or the other with comedy or drama, I'm just sort of doing projects that I've been finding really fun to be a part of."
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"Monty Python crowd; half of them came from Cambridge, and half of them came from Oxford. But, there seems to be this jewel, this sort of two headed tradition of doing comedy, of doing sketches, and that kind of thing."
Rowan Atkinson
"Monty Python crowd; half of them came from Cambridge, and half of them came from Oxford. But, there seems to be this jewel, this sort of two headed tradition of doing comedy, of doing sketches, and that kind of thing."
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"Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice."
Dick Cavett
"Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice."
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"It's a comedy thriller, brilliantly written and it's full of twists and turns at every page. When I was reading it I was desperate to get to the end to find out what happens, it really hooks you."
Louise Jameson
"It's a comedy thriller, brilliantly written and it's full of twists and turns at every page. When I was reading it I was desperate to get to the end to find out what happens, it really hooks you."
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"The one that was most fun was That's My Bush; the part that I did for Comedy Central. That was a hoot. That was more fun that one should be allowed to have."
Timothy Bottoms
"The one that was most fun was That's My Bush; the part that I did for Comedy Central. That was a hoot. That was more fun that one should be allowed to have."
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"Blonde is dumb comedy, red hair is smart, sexy comedy."
Lisa Kudrow
"Blonde is dumb comedy, red hair is smart, sexy comedy."
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"I enjoy doing everything, comedy and drama. I just look for the characters really and what they offer."
Chiwetel Ejiofor
"I enjoy doing everything, comedy and drama. I just look for the characters really and what they offer."
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"It's always been said that comedy comes mostly out of the dark side anyway."
Alan Thicke
"It's always been said that comedy comes mostly out of the dark side anyway."
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"I can cry at the drop of the pin. But comedy is hard for me; it's the timing."
Moira Kelly
"I can cry at the drop of the pin. But comedy is hard for me; it's the timing."
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"The person I have admired the most in comedy terms would be Eric Morecambe, who is my total hero."
Dawn French
"The person I have admired the most in comedy terms would be Eric Morecambe, who is my total hero."
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"I'm trying my hand at writing. I'm writing a couple of projects for HBO, a half hour comedy and a miniseries."
Charles S. Dutton
"I'm trying my hand at writing. I'm writing a couple of projects for HBO, a half hour comedy and a miniseries."
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"Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes."
Aries Spears
"Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes."
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"I think comedy is one of the hardest things to do."
Faith Ford
"I think comedy is one of the hardest things to do."
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"About 25 years ago, I was in an apartment, and next door, they put on the radio, so I struck the wall with my fist, but they did not put the radio down. I took a tool and banged until I made a hole through the wall. It was like a comedy movie."
Klaus Kinski
"About 25 years ago, I was in an apartment, and next door, they put on the radio, so I struck the wall with my fist, but they did not put the radio down. I took a tool and banged until I made a hole through the wall. It was like a comedy movie."
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"At times we were criticized for doing too much slapstick. I don't believe in mild comedy, and neither does Lucy."
Desi Arnaz
"At times we were criticized for doing too much slapstick. I don't believe in mild comedy, and neither does Lucy."
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"It was just at the end of the golden era of BBC comedy, which was fantastic."
John Leeson
"It was just at the end of the golden era of BBC comedy, which was fantastic."
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"I would like to do maybe a smaller romantic comedy."
Linda Fiorentino
"I would like to do maybe a smaller romantic comedy."
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"What you aspire to on a sitcom is the feeling of live comedy."
John Lithgow
"What you aspire to on a sitcom is the feeling of live comedy."
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"If you elect a matinee idol mayor, you're going to have a musical comedy administration."
Robert Moses
"If you elect a matinee idol mayor, you're going to have a musical comedy administration."
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"I'd like to come back because I really miss doing situation comedy."
John Goodman
"I'd like to come back because I really miss doing situation comedy."
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"Comedy comes from conflict, from hatred."
Warren Mitchell
"Comedy comes from conflict, from hatred."
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"Comedy always works best when it is mean-spirited."
John Cleese
"Comedy always works best when it is mean-spirited."
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"You're at the top of your game if you do comedy."
Hector Elizondo
"You're at the top of your game if you do comedy."
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"I got involved in improv comedy. It settled me down when I was getting wild. I was sort of an evil teenager smashing up my cars and drinking and driving, let's just say, a lot."
Bruce McCulloch
"I got involved in improv comedy. It settled me down when I was getting wild. I was sort of an evil teenager smashing up my cars and drinking and driving, let's just say, a lot."
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"I had a terrible job letting me do anything that wasn't comedy."
Val Guest
"I had a terrible job letting me do anything that wasn't comedy."
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"All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl."
Charlie Chaplin
"All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl."
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"Years have passed since I have set foot in a comedy club. If the comic is doing badly it's painful, and if the comic is doing brilliantly, it's extremely painful."
Dick Cavett
"Years have passed since I have set foot in a comedy club. If the comic is doing badly it's painful, and if the comic is doing brilliantly, it's extremely painful."
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"I think it's because my comedy is in your face, and it comes from a place that's real."
Wanda Sykes
"I think it's because my comedy is in your face, and it comes from a place that's real."
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