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"My new movie, Fools Rush In, is a romantic comedy and the girl I play in that is very warm, very sweet."
Salma Hayek
"My new movie, Fools Rush In, is a romantic comedy and the girl I play in that is very warm, very sweet."
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"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."
Mel Brooks
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."
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"Dying is easy; comedy is hard."
Donald Wolfit
"Dying is easy; comedy is hard."
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"All the jokes in my films, the comedy, they're not me, I just try to hold a big mirror up to us."
Yahoo Serious
"All the jokes in my films, the comedy, they're not me, I just try to hold a big mirror up to us."
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"You know, stand-up comedy is where I pretty much started out."
Brion James
"You know, stand-up comedy is where I pretty much started out."
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"Friends applaud, the comedy is over."
Ludwig van Beethoven
"Friends applaud, the comedy is over."
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"I own four copies of Robin WIlliams's Live on Broadway comedy special for HBO. One in Wilmington, one in L.A., one in my trailer, and one at my parents' house. I can watch it over and over again and it never gets old. He is the funniest, wittiest man on the planet!"
Sophia Bush
"I own four copies of Robin WIlliams's Live on Broadway comedy special for HBO. One in Wilmington, one in L.A., one in my trailer, and one at my parents' house. I can watch it over and over again and it never gets old. He is the funniest, wittiest man on the planet!"
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"Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice."
Dick Cavett
"Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice."
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"After the Rodgers and Hammerstein revolution, songs became part of the story, as opposed to just entertainments in between comedy scenes."
Stephen Sondheim
"After the Rodgers and Hammerstein revolution, songs became part of the story, as opposed to just entertainments in between comedy scenes."
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"The English never smash in a face. They merely refrain from asking it to dinner."
Margaret Halsey
"The English never smash in a face. They merely refrain from asking it to dinner."
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"There is no essential difference between the material of comedy and tragedy. All depends on the point of view of the dramatist, which, by clever emphasis, he tries to make the point of view of his audience."
George P. Baker
"There is no essential difference between the material of comedy and tragedy. All depends on the point of view of the dramatist, which, by clever emphasis, he tries to make the point of view of his audience."
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"Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable."
Paul Lynde
"Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable."
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"In comedy, something may be more absurd, but you have to believe just as much as you do when you're doing drama."
Jenna Elfman
"In comedy, something may be more absurd, but you have to believe just as much as you do when you're doing drama."
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"If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs."
Tina Fey
"If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs."
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"The human comedy is always tragic, but since its ingredients are always the same - dupe, fox, straight, like burlesque skits - the repetition through the ages is comedy."
Dawn Powell
"The human comedy is always tragic, but since its ingredients are always the same - dupe, fox, straight, like burlesque skits - the repetition through the ages is comedy."
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"I do comedy shows. I make fun of myself, first of all."
Steve Burton
"I do comedy shows. I make fun of myself, first of all."
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"It proved to me, though, that comedy is so much harder."
Jenna Elfman
"It proved to me, though, that comedy is so much harder."
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"One always writes comedy at the moment of deepest hysteria."
V. S. Naipaul
"One always writes comedy at the moment of deepest hysteria."
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"The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else."
Aaron Allston
"The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else."
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"We participate in a tragedy; at a comedy we only look."
Aldous Huxley
"We participate in a tragedy; at a comedy we only look."
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"In tragedy every moment is eternity; in comedy, eternity is a moment."
Christopher Fry
"In tragedy every moment is eternity; in comedy, eternity is a moment."
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"Someone I've always admired is Catherine O'Hara... I think she's one of the best actresses in the country, not only comedy. I just think she's just a step aside from everybody, she's just wonderful."
Fred Willard
"Someone I've always admired is Catherine O'Hara... I think she's one of the best actresses in the country, not only comedy. I just think she's just a step aside from everybody, she's just wonderful."
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"I think so. I can't think of anything that requires more finesse than comedy, both from a verbal and visual point of view."
Stacy Keach
"I think so. I can't think of anything that requires more finesse than comedy, both from a verbal and visual point of view."
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"Comedy is so hard; it's so much harder than drama. The pacing of it, the energy of it."
Josh Lucas
"Comedy is so hard; it's so much harder than drama. The pacing of it, the energy of it."
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"I would like to do maybe a smaller romantic comedy."
Linda Fiorentino
"I would like to do maybe a smaller romantic comedy."
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"I did sketch comedy for years. I've always enjoyed it."
Jamie Farr
"I did sketch comedy for years. I've always enjoyed it."
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"If you want good sketches, go pick up Sid Caesar. The best of Your Show of Shows. That's the greatest sketch comedy you'll ever see on television."
Jamie Farr
"If you want good sketches, go pick up Sid Caesar. The best of Your Show of Shows. That's the greatest sketch comedy you'll ever see on television."
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"I'm really not feeling one way or the other with comedy or drama, I'm just sort of doing projects that I've been finding really fun to be a part of."
John Krasinski
"I'm really not feeling one way or the other with comedy or drama, I'm just sort of doing projects that I've been finding really fun to be a part of."
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"I had a terrible job letting me do anything that wasn't comedy."
Val Guest
"I had a terrible job letting me do anything that wasn't comedy."
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"Drama or comedy programming is still the surest way for advertisers to reach a mass audience. Once that changes, all bets are off."
Dick Wolf
"Drama or comedy programming is still the surest way for advertisers to reach a mass audience. Once that changes, all bets are off."
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"Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive."
"Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive."
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"To be perfectly honest, drama is a lot simpler than comedy."
Nikki Cox
"To be perfectly honest, drama is a lot simpler than comedy."
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"We were the only ones interested in comedy. Everybody else wanted to be Martin Scorsese."
Matt Stone
"We were the only ones interested in comedy. Everybody else wanted to be Martin Scorsese."
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"Socialism is a fraud, a comedy, a phantom, a blackmail."
Benito Mussolini
"Socialism is a fraud, a comedy, a phantom, a blackmail."
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"Blonde is dumb comedy, red hair is smart, sexy comedy."
Lisa Kudrow
"Blonde is dumb comedy, red hair is smart, sexy comedy."
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"You're at the top of your game if you do comedy."
Hector Elizondo
"You're at the top of your game if you do comedy."
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"All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl."
Charlie Chaplin
"All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl."
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"Anyone can write. But comedy, you've got to do some writing. You get one comedy script to every 20 dramas."
Michael Caine
"Anyone can write. But comedy, you've got to do some writing. You get one comedy script to every 20 dramas."
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"I am a big fan of the TV series Taxi which combined comedy and pathos better than any other show I've seen."
Douglas Wood
"I am a big fan of the TV series Taxi which combined comedy and pathos better than any other show I've seen."
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"Most modern comedy is crap."
Adrian Edmondson
"Most modern comedy is crap."
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"A straight factor is important in any comedy, because you need something to tee it up and also to ground it."
Jason Bateman
"A straight factor is important in any comedy, because you need something to tee it up and also to ground it."
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"All I mean is, I'm not the kind of audience comedy directors want at a test screening because I seldom laugh, and if I do, it's not very loud. That doesn't mean I don't like the movie."
Todd Solondz
"All I mean is, I'm not the kind of audience comedy directors want at a test screening because I seldom laugh, and if I do, it's not very loud. That doesn't mean I don't like the movie."
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"It is really hard to do comedy; it takes a lot of energy and focus. It's rather like music: It's a lot of hitting notes precisely."
Christine Baranski
"It is really hard to do comedy; it takes a lot of energy and focus. It's rather like music: It's a lot of hitting notes precisely."
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"I would recommend that anyone who wants to do comedy on TV to do radio first."
David Walliams
"I would recommend that anyone who wants to do comedy on TV to do radio first."
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"I left Indiana, and I ain't been back since. I've been doing comedy and paying my bills."
Mike Epps
"I left Indiana, and I ain't been back since. I've been doing comedy and paying my bills."
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"Nobody should try to play comedy unless they have a circus going on inside."
Ernst Lubitsch
"Nobody should try to play comedy unless they have a circus going on inside."
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"Monty Python crowd; half of them came from Cambridge, and half of them came from Oxford. But, there seems to be this jewel, this sort of two headed tradition of doing comedy, of doing sketches, and that kind of thing."
Rowan Atkinson
"Monty Python crowd; half of them came from Cambridge, and half of them came from Oxford. But, there seems to be this jewel, this sort of two headed tradition of doing comedy, of doing sketches, and that kind of thing."
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"Physical comedy is my favorite thing in the world to do."
Jason Biggs
"Physical comedy is my favorite thing in the world to do."
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"Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes."
Aries Spears
"Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes."
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"Comedy and drama are both challenging to me."
Nicholas Lea
"Comedy and drama are both challenging to me."
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