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"All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl."
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"98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed."
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"Then my first film was something called Cannibal Girls, which sounds like a horror movie but was actually kind of a goofy comedy with horror elements. Like a horror spoof."
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"Comedy to me has always seemed a social tightrope for the comedian. For all axioms intellectually sound the general public would prefer to be amused, but in those emotionally sound, it then chooses to get offended."
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"I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy."
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"I basically did comedy there for about a year, and then moved to New York. If I had it to do over again, I would have booked myself on the road for at least a year."
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"I hate comedy... Yo...-yo bitch."
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"Black Comedy is a farce that is played in the dark, as you know, with the lights full on. It's the Chinese convention of reversing light and dark, and exactly where anybody is at any given moment is the play."
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"You need to understand that some comedy can have consequences."
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"Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs."
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"You can't always go by the book, even in comedy."
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"Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself."
Courage
"This is a ruthless world and one must be ruthless to cope with it."
World
"I suppose that's one of the ironies of life doing the wrong thing at the right moment."
Life
"Dictators free themselves, but they enslave the people."
People
"To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!"
Pain
"Movies are a fad. Audiences really want to see live actors on a stage."
Movies
"I am for people. I can't help it."
People
"To help a friend in need is easy, but to give him your time is not always opportune."
Time
"We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each other's happiness, not by each other's misery."
Happiness
"I went into the business for the money, and the art grew out of it. If people are disillusioned by that remark, I can't help it. It's the truth."
Art
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