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"All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl."
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"Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy."
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"She's got feet like boats, whiskers like an American, and her undies are filthy."
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"You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?"
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"There's always been physical suffering in comedy."
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"What do you want a meaning for? Life is a desire, not a meaning."
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"In the end, everything is a gag."
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