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"Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice."
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"Have a chocolate-covered raisin, he said."They look like rat droppings, said the Chair.The Dean peered at them in the gloom."So that's it, he said. "The bag fell on the floor a minute ago, and I thought there seemed rather a lot."
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"Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy."
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"I wear so many disguises on the show that only a real comedy fan might spot me."
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"One of my biggest problems with comedy was that I did not understand some of the jokes."
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"I hate comedy... Yo...-yo bitch."
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"Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs."
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"98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed."
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"Comedy to me has always seemed a social tightrope for the comedian. For all axioms intellectually sound the general public would prefer to be amused, but in those emotionally sound, it then chooses to get offended."
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"You need to understand that some comedy can have consequences."
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"I never watch comedies they suck if something sucks it sucks there isn't doubt about it."
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"If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you."
Children

"Can you picture yourself at the age 60 doing what you do now?"
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"I'm not sure why writing for others became harder. Probably a reluctance to give away anything you might conceivably use yourself caused a block. I did it, but it remained hard when it had once been easy."
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"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself."
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"I think I'd be pretty easy to write for."
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"Show people tend to treat their finances like their dentistry. They assume the man handling it knows what he is doing."
People

"As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it."
People

"It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear."
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"Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice."
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"There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?"
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