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"Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable."
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"98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed."
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"Comedy to me has always seemed a social tightrope for the comedian. For all axioms intellectually sound the general public would prefer to be amused, but in those emotionally sound, it then chooses to get offended."
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"I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy."
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"I hate comedy... Yo...-yo bitch."
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"You need to understand that some comedy can have consequences."
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"Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs."
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"Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity."
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"I am a comic writer, which means I get to slay the dragons, and shoot the bull."
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"I can cry at the drop of the pin. But comedy is hard for me; it's the timing."
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"I've mainly been in dramas, so this is one of my first comedy kind of performances in Cecil B. Demented."
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"Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household."
Food

"A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world."
World

"I laughed all the way through Love Story."
Love

"Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to."
Dress

"If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death."
Death

"The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name."
Mother

"Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. I've never found an easy way."
Learning

"It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage."
Life

"My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business."
Business

"Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse."
Mother
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