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"Have a chocolate-covered raisin, he said."They look like rat droppings, said the Chair.The Dean peered at them in the gloom."So that's it, he said. "The bag fell on the floor a minute ago, and I thought there seemed rather a lot."
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"Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy."
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"I wear so many disguises on the show that only a real comedy fan might spot me."
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"One of my biggest problems with comedy was that I did not understand some of the jokes."
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"I hate comedy... Yo...-yo bitch."
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"Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs."
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"98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed."
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"Comedy to me has always seemed a social tightrope for the comedian. For all axioms intellectually sound the general public would prefer to be amused, but in those emotionally sound, it then chooses to get offended."
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"You need to understand that some comedy can have consequences."
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"I never watch comedies they suck if something sucks it sucks there isn't doubt about it."
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"If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country."
Country
"As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes."
Mistake
"Humor is just another defense against the universe."
Humor
"We want to get people laughing; we don't want to offend anybody."
People
"Anybody can direct, but there are only eleven good writers."
Writer
"If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none."
Death
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."
Comedy
"If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets."
God
"Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive."
Life
"We rest our case on the production numbers."
Numbers
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