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"Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity."
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"As if I'd had time to drug it in the two milliseconds she'd let me out of her sight."
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"I never watch comedies they suck if something sucks it sucks there isn't doubt about it."
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"Have a chocolate-covered raisin, he said."They look like rat droppings, said the Chair.The Dean peered at them in the gloom."So that's it, he said. "The bag fell on the floor a minute ago, and I thought there seemed rather a lot."
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"Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy."
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"She's got feet like boats, whiskers like an American, and her undies are filthy."
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"Unless you're Jack Lemmon or Cary Grant, there are few guys who can do comedy and drama."
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"I consider a CD or a comedy collection as a record of what I've been doing, and I try to wrap it up and start new material."
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"You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?"
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"Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes."
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"We rest our case on the production numbers."
Numbers
"If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none."
Death
"Anybody can direct, but there are only eleven good writers."
Writer
"Everything we do in life is based on fear, especially love."
Life
"Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said."
Truth
"If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country."
Country
"If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets."
God
"I don't believe in this business of being behind, better to be in front."
Business
"These men both publicly and privately have done so much for me. Without Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick I would be living in a little motel just around the corner here, trying to make ends meet."
Men
"We want to get people laughing; we don't want to offend anybody."
People
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