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"I own four copies of Robin WIlliams's Live on Broadway comedy special for HBO. One in Wilmington, one in L.A., one in my trailer, and one at my parents' house. I can watch it over and over again and it never gets old. He is the funniest, wittiest man on the planet!"
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"Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy."
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"You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?"
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"There's always been physical suffering in comedy."
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"Marriage is not about age; it's about finding the right person."
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"I want to get married again and have kids and even adopt."
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"We've all known a John Tucker. We've either known one, dated one or our best friend has dated one. I think a lot of men at one point or another have been a John Tucker."
Men

"I wanted to be a doctor when I was a kid, but I started doing theater in high school because it was a requirement. At first, I was completely irritated. But I ended up loving it."
First

"You know, my parents have always been incredibly supportive. I'm an only child, so we're very close. There's just the three of us. They're exceptional parents but also great friends. My father was able to take his hobby, photography, and turn it into a beautiful career. So when they saw how much I loved acting, they were 100 percent behind me."
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"I want to play everything. I really want to do it all."
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"In the initial season of a show, you're figuring out your character and their life and their background and you're putting together all the chapters of the book."
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"I get to do what I love every day. I get to crawl into someone else's head and I love that."
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"I'm not a celebrity. I don't call myself a celebrity. I'm an actor."
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"I have walked away from friendships when I've realized that someone smiles to someone's face and talks about them the minute they walk out of a room. I have no room in my life for that kind of negative energy anymore."
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