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"I had to stop myself from laughing. Who needs help taking a pill?"

Kiera Cass, American Novelist

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"Comedy was one of those genres that while appearing quite jolly was actually highly dangerous."

Jasper Fforde, British Novelist

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"She's got feet like boats, whiskers like an American, and her undies are filthy."

Marcel Proust, French Author

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"Are you out of your goddamn mind? You think we can take on two hundred soldiers? I know I am an extremely attractive man, J, but I am not Bruce Lee."Who's Bruce Lee?"Who's Bruce Lee? Kenji asks, horrified. "Oh my God. We can't even be friends anymore."Why? Was he a friend of yours?"You know what, he says, "just stop. Just-I can't even talk to you right now."

Tahereh Mafi, Iranian Author

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"I never watch comedies they suck if something sucks it sucks there isn't doubt about it."

Deyth Banger, American Blogger

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"I glanced at Derek. The boy wonder didn't melt into a pile of goo, although his gaze was glued to Rowena's chest. Avoiding eye contact. Good strategy."

Ilona Andrews, American Writer

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"I hate comedy... Yo...-yo bitch."

Deyth Banger, American Blogger

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"Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs."

Rick Riordan, American Novelist

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"Comedy to me has always seemed a social tightrope for the comedian. For all axioms intellectually sound the general public would prefer to be amused, but in those emotionally sound, it then chooses to get offended."

Criss Jami, American Philosopher

Comedy, Social, Public, Humor

"Have a chocolate-covered raisin, he said."They look like rat droppings, said the Chair.The Dean peered at them in the gloom."So that's it, he said. "The bag fell on the floor a minute ago, and I thought there seemed rather a lot."

Terry Pratchett, English Author

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"I'm waiting for the time when I fail - because we all fail - and I'm ready, I'll take up carpentry."

Time

"From the stage I've seen people of all ages absolutely roaring at really good toilet humour."

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"The most fun I ever have is sitting in with Rick writing, and we laugh at our own jokes."

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"It only works because we still amuse each other. After we have been working with other people, it is so refreshing to laugh unreservedly when we are back together again."

People

"On stage, we just want to generate hysteria. We don't care about looking cool or posing."

Care

"Even though we work in the same field, we have an intense private life away from our professional lives."

Life

"I've always had a kind of visual eye, and it was a pleasant exercise for that."

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"Performers like Tommy Cooper, who are always getting things wrong, are much more endearing than comedians who are sassy and smart."

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"We have never been strictly political, only strictly funny."

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