top of page
More

"98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed."
Author Name
Personal Development

"Then my first film was something called Cannibal Girls, which sounds like a horror movie but was actually kind of a goofy comedy with horror elements. Like a horror spoof."
Author Name
Personal Development

"Comedy to me has always seemed a social tightrope for the comedian. For all axioms intellectually sound the general public would prefer to be amused, but in those emotionally sound, it then chooses to get offended."
Author Name
Personal Development

"I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy."
Author Name
Personal Development

"I basically did comedy there for about a year, and then moved to New York. If I had it to do over again, I would have booked myself on the road for at least a year."
Author Name
Personal Development

"I hate comedy... Yo...-yo bitch."
Author Name
Personal Development

"Black Comedy is a farce that is played in the dark, as you know, with the lights full on. It's the Chinese convention of reversing light and dark, and exactly where anybody is at any given moment is the play."
Author Name
Personal Development

"You need to understand that some comedy can have consequences."
Author Name
Personal Development

"Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs."
Author Name
Personal Development

"You can't always go by the book, even in comedy."
Author Name
Personal Development
More

"Mary and I look eerily similar but other than that, the differences are pretty much night and day."
Day

"I think I'm as content as one can be."
Content

"To be perfectly honest, drama is a lot simpler than comedy."
Comedy

"I'm probably the most introverted extrovert you'll ever meet. Up until I got this show I was constantly told, 'She was really good, but she's just not cute enough.'"
Cute

"Filming scenes like that are always odd but I feel comfortable with Josh and care about him a great deal, so it could be much worse. Scenes like that are just part of the job."
Care

"Acting is the only thing I ever really wanted to do, and I'm really ill-prepared to do anything else."
Acting

"You're asking the wrong girl about fame. I'm hardly famous. I wouldn't want to trade places with anyone else."
Fame

"We've had some really good guest stars. But I have to go with Alec Baldwin as my favorite. He is so neat and such a movie star. He's handsome and quirky. I was in heaven the week he was on the set."
Favorite

"The only other thing that interested me as a kid was being a bricklayer. So if I hadn't become an actress, I would probably be a bricklayer."
Being

"When all of a sudden, people say, 'Wow, you look nice,' and carry on, it's shocking. Really awkward."
People
bottom of page