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"Friends applaud, the comedy is over."
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"Have a chocolate-covered raisin, he said."They look like rat droppings, said the Chair.The Dean peered at them in the gloom."So that's it, he said. "The bag fell on the floor a minute ago, and I thought there seemed rather a lot."
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"Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy."
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"I wear so many disguises on the show that only a real comedy fan might spot me."
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"One of my biggest problems with comedy was that I did not understand some of the jokes."
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"I hate comedy... Yo...-yo bitch."
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"Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs."
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"98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed."
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"Comedy to me has always seemed a social tightrope for the comedian. For all axioms intellectually sound the general public would prefer to be amused, but in those emotionally sound, it then chooses to get offended."
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"You need to understand that some comedy can have consequences."
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"I never watch comedies they suck if something sucks it sucks there isn't doubt about it."
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"Music should strike fire from the heart of man, and bring tears form the eyes of woman."
Music
"Music is mediator between spiritual and sensual life."
Life
"Beethoven can write music, thank God, but he can do nothing else on earth."
God
"Off with you! You're a happy fellow, for you'll give happiness and joy to many other people. There is nothing better or greater than that!"
Happiness
"Nothing is more intolerable than to have to admit to yourself your own errors."
Error
"What you are, you are by accident of birth; what I am, I am by myself. There are and will be a thousand princes; there is only one Beethoven."
Accident
"Friends applaud, the comedy is over."
Comedy
"Recommend virtue to your children; it alone, not money, can make them happy. I speak from experience."
Experience
"Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy."
Music
"Tones sound, and roar and storm about me until I have set them down in notes."
Sound
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