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"Friends applaud, the comedy is over."
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"Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity."
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"As if I'd had time to drug it in the two milliseconds she'd let me out of her sight."
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"I never watch comedies they suck if something sucks it sucks there isn't doubt about it."
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"Have a chocolate-covered raisin, he said."They look like rat droppings, said the Chair.The Dean peered at them in the gloom."So that's it, he said. "The bag fell on the floor a minute ago, and I thought there seemed rather a lot."
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"Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy."
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"She's got feet like boats, whiskers like an American, and her undies are filthy."
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"You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?"
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"Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes."
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"There's always been physical suffering in comedy."
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"Partly because the town is just finicky, there are strange Catch 22 clauses in the consciousness of this community and one of them was that you, I found out, you can't do a comedy unless you've just done a comedy."
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"Recommend virtue to your children; it alone, not money, can make them happy. I speak from experience."
Experience
"Nothing is more intolerable than to have to admit to yourself your own errors."
Error
"Off with you! You're a happy fellow, for you'll give happiness and joy to many other people. There is nothing better or greater than that!"
Happiness
"Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life."
Life
"This is the mark of a really admirable man: steadfastness in the face of trouble."
Trouble
"Beethoven can write music, thank God, but he can do nothing else on earth."
God
"Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy."
Music
"A great poet is the most precious jewel of a nation."
Nation
"Anyone who tells a lie has not a pure heart, and cannot make a good soup."
Lie
"Music is the one incorporeal entrance into the higher world of knowledge which comprehends mankind but which mankind cannot comprehend."
Music
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