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"Friends applaud, the comedy is over."
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"98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed."
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"Then my first film was something called Cannibal Girls, which sounds like a horror movie but was actually kind of a goofy comedy with horror elements. Like a horror spoof."
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"Comedy to me has always seemed a social tightrope for the comedian. For all axioms intellectually sound the general public would prefer to be amused, but in those emotionally sound, it then chooses to get offended."
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"I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy."
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"I basically did comedy there for about a year, and then moved to New York. If I had it to do over again, I would have booked myself on the road for at least a year."
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"I hate comedy... Yo...-yo bitch."
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"Black Comedy is a farce that is played in the dark, as you know, with the lights full on. It's the Chinese convention of reversing light and dark, and exactly where anybody is at any given moment is the play."
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"You need to understand that some comedy can have consequences."
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"Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs."
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"You can't always go by the book, even in comedy."
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"Friends applaud, the comedy is over."
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"Music is mediator between spiritual and sensual life."
Life

"Music should strike fire from the heart of man, and bring tears form the eyes of woman."
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"Off with you! You're a happy fellow, for you'll give happiness and joy to many other people. There is nothing better or greater than that!"
Happiness

"Only the pure in heart can make a good soup."
Heart

"Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life."
Life

"Music is the wine which inspires one to new generative processes, and I am Bacchus who presses out this glorious wine for mankind and makes them spiritually drunken."
Music

"Beethoven can write music, thank God, but he can do nothing else on earth."
God

"Recommend virtue to your children; it alone, not money, can make them happy. I speak from experience."
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"Anyone who tells a lie has not a pure heart, and cannot make a good soup."
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